Funny, you don't look like a wanker. All wankers report in.

[jimbo fett]

Hi, my name is 7blades, and I'm a wanker.

[ProudGerman]

1. Still not quite sure what exactly a "wanker" is

But yeah, wanker here.

[Kellanved]

2. "wichser", I suppose

:shrug:
Well, count me in.

[jimbo fett]

3. Come on, people!... I KNOW we have more wankers than just the 3 of us.

The first step is admitting you're a wanker.

[ret5hd]

4. oh, dont let my looks fool ya...i'm a wanker from WAY back...old skool...

man.

[Bronco69]

5. Tell me what a wanker is

and I'll let you know if I'm one. :-)

[TXlib]

7. It's one who wanks... Duh!

:P

[TXlib]

6. I'm more of a 'tosser' than a 'wanker'

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. Only a wanker would ask such a question

I'm more of a jerk, myself.

[twistedliberal]

9. Yep. Wanker here.

"You still wank?"

"Ah, sure."

:evilgrin:

[Lostmessage]

10. Is wanker another word for bitch?

Would wanker only pertain to a male and not a female?

[Mass_Liberal]

11. note on the origin of wanker

its comes from cockney rhyming slang. J. Arthur Rank was an asshole british aristocrat that everyone hated.


P.S for those who don't know to wank off is to jerk off. So calling someone a wanker is like calling them jerk-off

[CrownPrinceBandar]

12. "Wank you very much!"

"I'm a wanker, and so's my wife!"

[trof]

13. I've never wanked, but I'm willing to give it a shot.

I think I wonked once.
Does that count?
I KNOW I've winked.
;-)

[slackmaster]

14. I'm such a wanker I have a sore spot on my wanger

Any advice on how to get it to heal faster? Johnson's First Aid Creme seems to be the ticket but it keeps getting rubbed off.

[no name no slogan]

15. how 'bout "bloody wankers"? I'm one (n/t)

[DS1]

16. This is why I laugh my ass off at this guy!

Wankster yeah!

You say you a gangster
But you neva pop nothin
You say you a wangster
and you need to stop frontin

Whatever kid, point your glock at someone who cares

[NightTrain]

17. Well, I do self-induce at least 7 orgasms a week.

If that makes me a wanker, then Calgon, wank me away!