Ask me everything...

[SPKrazy]

:shrug:

:P

I'm the oracle SPK tonight

[TOhioLiberal]

1. Did you see this?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=323&topic_id=722&mesg_id=722

[SPKrazy]

4. I did see that yesterday, I'm

happy for you i think, you felt peace afterwards.

that is cool.

i've had a dream that had my grandfather in it that left me feeling much peace about decisions in my life

:hug:

[Lyric]

2. What are the winning Powerball lottery numbers

for this coming Saturday?

[SPKrazy]

5. well if i tell you you have to share

2-12-33-5-19-44

:shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

3. What is in store for my husband's career?

[SPKrazy]

6. He will find success in an unlikely situation, one that he isn't

expecting.

[graywarrior]

7. Is that a pencil in your pants pocket?

Or are you happy to see me.

[SPKrazy]

8. It's either a very large pencil

or the fact is, i'm GLAD TO SEE YOU!

:D

[graywarrior]

10. *snort*

[SPKrazy]

17. some do snort

but only because they are gasping for air or something :shrug:

[fizzgig]

9. what say you?

yay or nay?

[SPKrazy]

12. yay with a caveat

that you are quite certain that you would want to do it first

[fizzgig]

13. so be it

the oracle spk has spoken

[SPKrazy]

15. so he has

and with great confidence in his answers for some damned reason

[Joe Fields]

11. Could you please begin reciting the entire contents, beginning

from volume one, the encyclopedia(or for you britts, encyclopaedia) brittannica? I feel the need to learn something tonight, but I'm too damned lazy.:bounce:

[SPKrazy]

14. sometimes the answer is NO

i give answers to informational questions, not requests for actions to be taken

for instance ask me what you will be doing in 5 years, i will tell you that you will be a female impersonator, having taken over wildhorses persona on DU completely.

[Joe Fields]

16. okay then...can I have an apple?

B-)

[SPKrazy]

18. certainly

i think that either the fruit or the computer is definitely in your future

:D

[Joe Fields]

21. I think a plum is in my future.

[SPKrazy]

22. that's not what the great SPK has had has determine

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[elshiva]

19. How can we get Dubya to listen to Cindy Sheehan?

[SPKrazy]

20. He has but he denies it

;ride and arrogance are his enemies

[elshiva]

23. How can we actually get him to act as a "peace president?"

[SPKrazy]

25. impeach him is the only answer

otherwise he will serve his term as a war president

impeach him and he will leave office

[elshiva]

27. How do we impeach him?

[SPKrazy]

29. populist uprising

and the dems finding their cajones and taking them back

[Ptah]

24. Will there be gentle rain in the USA today?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtOHE8t8xCA

or a gentle breeze?

http://s16.photobucket.com/albums/b25/winterwheat/2007-06/?action=view¤t=June11017.flv

[SPKrazy]

26. Yes Ptah...

wherever you think it should do either their it will be. You are blessed with special talents that make you a good person to have around, and while USA today is a newspaper, i know that you meant in the US today.

[Zookeeper]

28. Will I find out tomorrow that my AC is really broken..

or will it magically heal itself overnight?

(Insert sweaty icon here)

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

30. Only Jesus will know

Jesus (hey-sooce) will be the name of the repairman who comes to check it out.

[Random_Australian]

31. What kind of solvent means the major reaction pathway

for carbon based molecules (including methane and primary alkanes) favours the E2 mechanism over the E1, Sn1 & Sn2 mechanisms of reaction?

I just can't get a grasp of it. I get the difference between whether or not the solvent is protic on the selection of Sn1 vs. Sn2, but I can't seem to nail down the effects of solvents on the Elimination ones.

A little oracle magic might help! :)

[SPKrazy]

32. perhaps the answer

lies in a simple solution. Occam's razor and all.

Otherwise, you have undoubtedly exceeded the oracle's brain cell capacity :crazy: and there is danger in pushing this further.

Relax a bit, the answer is within your grasp.

:D

[SPKrazy]

39. .

[Random_Australian]

40. But all the solutions are of equal simplicity.....

And yes, I hope to work out the answer after I do a bit more study on the Hückel Molecular orbital theory.

[taterguy]

33. Where was this pic taken?

[SPKrazy]

34. Somewhere very flat

and outdoors :D

[taterguy]

35. By god you are an Oracle. How did you know that? Here's another question

How much flesh of my ex will I see this weekend?

[SPKrazy]

37. Hmmm, that is a hard one

perhaps

up to 75%

[rug]

36. What is string theory?

[SPKrazy]

38. A complex theory of theoretical physics

that holds that we are all truly marionettes being guided by some species of giant creatures who are pulling our strings, while at the same time the "props" around us are in fact held together by "strings" of atomic particles

;)