Top 10 Ways to Destroy Earth

[derby378]

Feeling diabolical? Has the world pissed you off one too many times? Here's the Top 10 ways to annihilate your homeworld, complete with what you need to get the job done and the current feasibility rating for each method of global annihilation:

http://www.livescience.com/technology/destroy_earth_mp.html

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[SKKY]

1. They forgot one. A very important one at that.

Vote Republican.

[derby378]

3. Nah, not powerful enough...

We're not just talking about a few dozen nukes to clear some of the flora and fauna off the surface - we're talking continent-ripping, ocean-boiling, core-shattering Ragnarok here.

And for that, I'm afraid we're gonna need a few von Neumann machines.

[Solon]

2. I just need to harness that damned energy in my light bulb, and my plan will be complete...

Even though I like my Earth Dynamo machine even better. It involves building huge cables out of some exotic material, and wrapping them around the equator of the Earth, then you accelerate them all in one direction. If the Earth spins fast enough, it will fly apart.