The Good Lord made his way into my house today.

[suzbaby]

Jehovah's witnesses must have come by when I was at work today. When I came home for lunch I came in through the garage door. As I made my way into my living room....there he was!
Jesus Christ was staring at me from my front door. The Jehovah's witnesses had wedged a pamphlet so far into the crack of my door that it actually came through to the other side.

One side of the pamphlet was just a big smiling Jesus picture. And I have to say, their interpretation of what the Good Lord looked like is quite smashing. He looks like a young Brad Pitt with wavy brown hair and a beard.

The other side of the pamphlet says in bold letters "FOLLOW THE CHRIST!" Apparently I must follow him to the convention center where sermons will be given from 9:20 am - 4:55pm. That's 8 hours of Jesus time!

Full costume bible drama will be given on Sunday afternoon.

Who wants to come with me? :D

[KitchenWitch]

1. will there be snacks and dancing girls?

[suzbaby]

3. We could bring our own Christ Chex.

They are akin to Rice Chex cereal but slightly sweeter. :D

[Redstone]

5. That was damn funny. Thanks for the chuckle.

Redstone

[suzbaby]

7. ....

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

2. I'll go

Wait sunday..aaaaaaaaaaaa thats no good for me you think they could meet tuesday about 1:00 pm ish?
:silly:

[suzbaby]

4. You may attend the full day convention on either Friday, Saturday, or Sunday.

Your choice!

[Guava Jelly]

8. ouch

Guess i am just going to have to burn in hell ;( :dunce:

[suzbaby]

9. Oooo! Wait!

There's a box you can check on the mail-in section to receive a free home bible study.

That's it! That's the answer. Kindly give me your address and I'll send it in for you.

[Guava Jelly]

13. I'll get right on that

:rofl: :hide:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1loyjm4SOa0

[mzteris]

6. will the Brad Pitt looking guy

be there?

If so, I'm in!

[suzbaby]

10. Who knows what actor they've hired to play JC.

You could get lucky!

[ChoralScholar]

11. Normally people will make their dogs sit and be quiet

when someone comes to the door. When it's the Jehovah's Witnesses or the Mormons proselytising, I let Ginger bark, growl, and jump all over the screen door. I say "I'm sorry, you're upsetting my dog, I have to go now"

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Make sure he didn't raid the refrigerator

[SPKrazy]

14. i'll go if you'll go

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[suzbaby]

15. Bring your own historical garments!

:hi:

[TOhioLiberal]

16. Oh geez...

...be glad you're not here. Every weekend from now until Labor Day, Toledo plays host to the JW's conventions. :eyes::scared: