Teen Caught On Security Video Preparing To Have Sex With Horse

[matcom]

<snip>

A Corvallis teenager is facing charges of burglary and sexual abuse of an animal after being arrested last week at a barn in northeast Corvallis.

The teenager, 17 at the time of his arrest, was arrested by Deputy Randy Hiner and Corvallis Police Officer Jason Harvey at the barn in the 4000 block of Northeast Minnesota Avenue at about 2:30 a.m. on June 7.

The owners of the property had reported assaults on the horse before, once on July 30, 2006, and again on Feb. 9 of this year. After the July incident, the owners noticed the halter of their mare had been moved. So the owners installed a video surveillance camera inside the barn.

In February 2007, the owners again noticed a halter and some food dishes had been moved in the barn. When they checked the video from the surveillance camera, they saw a male who they estimated being between 16 and 18 years old, sexually assaulting the horse. He wore a jacket and long pants and a baseball cap. They were not able to identify the suspect from the video.

Deputy Clay Stephens, who viewed the video, said the youth seemed very practiced, not hurried but not wasting any time. Stephens said he seemed to be following a “very concise, deliberate, well-thought-out plan.”

http://www.gtconnect.com/articles/2007/06/15/news/community/3loc01_horseabuse.txt

[Omphaloskepsis]

1. Corvallis is known as a...

party town.

[Drum]

8. LOL!

[skygazer]

2. Is that "burglary" or "buggery?"`

I love the fact that he "seemed very practiced, not hurried but not wasting any time." :rofl:

[DS1]

3. If you put a halter on a horse, you're just asking for it to get fucked

:hide:

[Parche]

4. Mr Ed

Sex Ed

[edbermac]

21. A horse is a horse, of course, of course,

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Ed.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this. I am Mister Ed.

:7

[Arugula Latte]

5. Ew. I hope he gets a faceful of hoof if he tries that again.

x(

[krispos42]

27. Or a faceful of... something

ew ew ew ew ew

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. First the football team kidnaps the gay sheep...

now this.

[rug]

7. Better the horse than the salad bar.

[mockmonkey]

9. That's Gross

Here in Wisconsin we at least wait until the animal dies to have sex with it.

I like the way Deputy Clay Stephens critiqued the guys moves on the horse.

It's nice to know that the people in Oregon know the proper way to romance a horse without getting killed unlike those wannabes in Washington State.

That link at the top of the page has a tab called "Beavers", just thought you should know. After the horse item I didn't need anymore sex or animal stories or combination of both.

[Orrex]

18. Only if he does it with 143 more horses

[kath]

43. I also LOVED the deputy's critiques of the kid's moves - "very practiced, not hurried but not

wasting any time".

BWAH!!! Laughing my ass off! How does Deputy Stephens know so much about the finer points of romancing a mare???????

[texas1928]

10. He was just horsing around.

:hide:

[Orrex]

11. Maybe he thought she was a girl from Filly?

Philadelphia is lovely this time of year, after all.

[texas1928]

13. He walked up and asked...

"why the long face?"

[Orrex]

14. And she answered

"All I want is a stable relationship."

[Orrex]

15. And he replied

"Sorry, I'm just looking for a roll in the hay."

[DS1]

16. Her eyes said 'Neigh" but her tail said "Giidiyup cowboy"

[Orrex]

17. He started that day with a sore throat

But ended it by feeling a little horse.

[DS1]

19. It provided the glue that kept their relationship together

[Orrex]

25. He once dated a cow

But her endless ruminations drove him mad.

[DS1]

32. After enough barley, she was always hot to trot

[Orrex]

35. But eventually the started fighting. One time she threw a shoe

And he put himself out to stud.

[texas1928]

20. He said "well then can I saddle up?"

[Orrex]

23. And she said "You might stirrup some legal trouble"

[texas1928]

24. He replied...

"Legal trouble? We can just hoof it out of here."

[Orrex]

28. "And if that fails...

We can always petition the mare's office."

[texas1928]

29. "it will be a shoe in"

"we make such great NEIGHbors."

[Orrex]

36. "As long as they respect our views on animal husbandry."

[texas1928]

41. No marriage in this relationship.

He was just her stud, and he always pastured talks of marriage.

[Orrex]

42. He couldn't get her to the church, and thus ended the steeplechase

[texas1928]

46. ...

I got nothin'


Can't think of anything.

[matcom]

47. he never really asked her to marey him

[Orrex]

48. Well, it was a good run

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[DS1]

30. wrong place

[texas1928]

31. He was just feeling her oats.

[DS1]

33. He always arrived with his salty balls she loved to lick

[texas1928]

34. Isn't that Schweaty Balls?

And he would hose her down in appreciation.

[matcom]

37. she ripped one out of his scrotum and popped it in her mouth

[DS1]

39. after he made her look rabid

[matcom]

40. but she loved her new necklace

[DS1]

44. ...

[matcom]

45. ...

:rofl:

[Orrex]

38. I suggest that sex with a horse *anywhere* is the "wrong place."

But, who am I to judge?
:shrug:

[Arugula Latte]

51. They found unbridled passion together.

ba dum dum *chhhhh*

[Arugula Latte]

56. She said: "Hey there, cowboy, is that a saddle horn or are you just happy to see me?"

*rimshot*

[BOSSHOG]

12. "Preparing to" - Foreplay?

Heavy Petting? Cuddling?

[Crabby Appleton]

49. drinking a fifth of vodka?

[mitchum]

50. And putting on make out music...Patti Smith's "Horses"?

[DBoon]

55. or "Horse with No Name"?

nt

[Blue-Jay]

22. NEIGH MEANS NEIGH!

[meegbear]

26. Has the video been posted on YouTube yet ...

in what way does one "sexually assault a horse"? The mind boggles.

[Dark]

52. Gives "mounting" a WHOLE NEW MEANING n/t

[Skittles]

53. remind me not to date Bob Walling in the Comments section

no INDEED :o

[Arugula Latte]

57. How much you wanna bet he has a "girlfriend" named Daisy or Bessy?

:scared:

[conscious evolution]

54. should I call my bookie?

A come from behind long shot to take the pole?

[Neshanic]

58. Wilbur Post was an architect that had his studio in the barn...just sayin.

Now it all seems to come together.

[Deja Q]

59. I think the phrase "that's gross" has some merit.

:puke: