PMS rules! I'm irrationally livid about stupid crap and I keep wanting

[LaraMN]

to eat cornbread and/or cry. :mad: :crazy: :wtf:

I'm alternately reveling in the fresh, cool scent of a post-rainstorm breeze, and wanting to rip my neighbor's jugular out because he complimented me on my flowers twice in one week (and PMS me thinks: 'ONCE WAS ENOUGH!!!1!') Psycho much?

:scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Homeland Security Alert!

Everything in Minnesota north of St. Cloud is on lockdown.



The rest of you can continue throwing your hats into the air, you betcha.

[LaraMN]

3. I broke the watering attachment for the hose because I got so mad

that the hose kept kinking up. Now I'm mad that it's broken.:eyes:

psa: You can't chuck the watering-thing at the ground half a dozen times and expect it to function optimally.

[supernova]

2. ....

:rofl: :rofl:

I'm hot on your heels, Lara. The past 48 hours I've hit extreme emtion overdrive. That video with all the paintings of female faces morphing into one another made me bawl. Ditto the one yesterday about the rapper for Hillary.

And I'm enjoying raw chocolate chip cookie dough.

The other three weeks, I'm as cool a cucumber and don't crave carbo loads. :crazy:

Weee! Feel the mood swings!

[LaraMN]

4. What really ticks me off is that I CAN'T cry,

despite the fact that bawling would probably be a good, albeit overblown, release.
I tried. It wouldn't come out.
:banghead:

[supernova]

10. Yes,

Those times I can't cry or it's not appropriate, like at the office. I think I do have to hurt someone. :evilfrown:

[LaraMN]

11. Do you ever get that feeling as though you want to crawl out of your own skin?

I've got that. I can't stand myself- I hate every inch of me, for absolutely no specific reason. It's completely irrational and highly intolerable. I wish I could smoke- that used to help.

[supernova]

14. Definitely do something

completely wild, off the wall, out of my comfort zone. Yeah.

[piesRsquare]

9. I was bawling last night

Mmmmmmm...raw chocolate chip cookie doughhhhhhhhhhh...

[Rising Phoenix]

5. lol

[LaraMN]

7. That's about all we can do sometimes...

[DS1]

6. and you left the oven on

:hide:

[LaraMN]

8. Gas stove. Don't tempt me.

:silly:

[Jamastiene]

12. You sould like me this week.

I have PMDD though, so naturally, I would have already cussed the neighbor out AND started collecting cat turds from the litter box to pelt at him dare he try to look at my yard again. :evilgrin:

Like chocolate more than normal during PMS? Just wondering. I sure do. God help anyone who tries to stand between me and chocolate, or any food for that matter, during this time of the month.

[supernova]

13. Chocolate you say?

Last year I had the great good fortune to get a prize of the chocolate box a month club at Godiva.

Guess when I usually wind up collecting my monthly prize? :evilgrin:

[libnnc]

15. That was me two days ago

I made cornbread and ate half the cake.

[wildhorses]

16. i am alternating between slitting my wrists

or stabbing my fucking redneck neighbors in the eyes with an ice pick...

fuckers all of them:grr:

[RevCheesehead]

17. I've run out of my PMS meds.

Chocolate is ineffective on me.

So I'm a lazy, out-of-control beeyotch. Have been all week.
The cats are in hiding.