65% of Republicans don't believe in evolution

[baldguy]

Only 5% of monkeys believe in Republicans

Stephen Colbert is on!

[MichiganVote]

1. 65% of republicans HAVEN'T evolved.

[Hand]

4. Dang! Ya beat me to it! nt

[swag]

2. Well, then, I hope none of that 65% are taking modern antibiotics,

[baldguy]

3. Geology, meteorology & mathematics are next.

[Connonym]

8. but, but, but bananas....and jars of peanut butter

blah, blah, blah. Maybe we should feel sorry for them because they're MORANS

[Bucky]

9. Stop saying that! You're giving me nightmares!

You don't want to know about my "banana" nightmares.

Actually, more than nightmares, peanut butter and bananas make me want to have a sandwich.

[stuntcat]

5. a poll in the newspaper a few weeks ago says

says that 61% of Americans believe the creation story in the bible is literally true.

See, this is why I have the High Hopes for the future :dunce:

[TZ]

6. Then 65% of Republicans....

don't believe in DNA either. Might be the first time I ever wished that what people believe is what actually happens cause then these idiots would be incapable of reproducing....:dunce:

[liontamer]

7. I never believe those stats

I think those questions are asked in ridiculous cut and dried ways, while people's real beliefs are generally more nuanced.

That being said, I think 85% of the population doesn't actually understand what evolution is :P

[jobycom]

10. Well, Republicans have been wrong about everything they DO believe in, so

I'd be afraid if they did.

[azmouse]

11. 100% of Republicons are idiots.