Have you accepted Aunt Bee as your personal Bavier?

[Bossy Monkey]

Well have you?

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. Now THIS...

is some good stuff!! :D

[Tyler Durden]

2. Another keyboard bites the big one. N/T

[femmocrat]

3. Good one!

:applause:

[stuntcat]

4. oh God yes

O8)

[Richard Steele]

5. Of course. My standard "award" for horrible puns should have tipped you off.

Speaking of which, here's yer pie:

[RetroLounge]

6. ...

:applause:

RL

[EstimatedProphet]

7. Aunt Bea is my shepherd, I shall not want

She makes me lie down in front of my TV set, She leadeth me besides still fishin' holes, She restoreth my soul.

She guideth me in paths down Main street for her names sake.

Yea, though I walk through the shadow of Mayberry, I will fear no evil, for you are with me.

Your butter and egg man, they comfort me.

You prepare a table before me in the presence of Andy and Barney.

You annoint my head with salad dressing; my cup runneth over.

Surely Gomer and Floyd the Barber will follow me throughout all my life, and I dwell in the house of the Bavier forever.

[Bossy Monkey]

8. Amen

Actually, your one-liner subject line would probably make a better bumper sticker than mine. Kudos!