I'm sorry, but due to the current political climate, I'm ending existence at noon Friday (GMT)

[Rabrrrrrr]

I've tried to keep the current universe going, propping it up when needed, working behind the scenes to change things when all goes awry, but I can't keep it up any more.

I'm shutting down existence at noon Friday (GMT) and starting over with a new universe, trying again to create one that is free of conservatives. However, given past experience, I'm beginning to think that it is impossible - no matter how I try, the little bastards always pop up somewhere and fuck everything up.

I'm sorry for any inconvenience this may cause, especially to you, my friends on DU, but according to contract (as can be read in the Omega Data Pond in Galaxy VIRGOHI21) I only need give 48 hours notice before ending existence. I think I am being generous in giving you almost 72.

Farewell.

p.s. - your souls also have to be wiped out, since heaven is technically part of this current existence. Sorry.

p.p.s. - seriously, I do feel rather awkward about this. Sorry.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. General Order 24.

[underpants]

6. DAMN!

my wife and I were going to meet for lunch. I guess we still can... Lucky's should be out of potato wedges and 40's yet....maybe we should go early.

[Richard Steele]

2. I understand completely. nm

[taterguy]

3. It's time to buy some stuff on credit

[underpants]

4. Okay so does this mean the dry cleaning WON'T be ready at 6?

I hate when the end of existence happens

[bicentennial_baby]

5. Eh, we had a good run...

You did your best, I understand :hug:

No hard feelings :)

[asthmaticeog]

7. Goddammit, I JUST quit smoking, and now this.

Dick. :grr:

[zanne]

8. You only got eight responses!

That's sad as hell!:nopity:

[BarenakedLady]

9. Where the hell did I leave my towel?

:yoiks:

[dropkickpa]

10. But what is that in EST?

I have a hell of a time figuring that out.

[greatauntoftriplets]

11. You'd might as well, considering that you are now homeless....

having had your house razed. Was it cool to watch? I saw one torn down in less than an hour last September. It was rather sad.

[DS1]

12. You sure do love your Rabrrrrr > God threads

:)

I suspect, come 6 PM, Central Standard Time, you'll be at home watching the Hitler channel just like any other Friday night :P

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Yes, I do indeed like them. It's fun to be powerful, at least in imagination.

:cry::cry::cry::cry:

On Friday nights, I usually watch the shark channel. The Hitler channel I do on Saturday and Sunday nights.

[bridgit]

13. this is it? the announcement? no RSVP?

[NV Whino]

14. Have you cleared that with Agent Mike?

[matcom]

15. thank GAWD - About time I say!

why the FUCK did you wait so long? the shit I went through buying my house, getting through school, crappy jobs, etc...

you should have done this 20 years ago and saved me the hassle!

better late than never I guess.

CIAO!

[Redneck Socialist]

16. So I guess I really don't have to go to work today

Cool, thanks!

Um, er, HEY! WAIT JUST ONE DAMN MINUTE!

[Philosoraptor]

18. What time of day will the cleansing asteroid arrive?

[deepthought42]

19. Is it too late to reserve a table at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe?

:freak:

[rug]

20. Ok! Be bless!

[LSK]

21. so does this mean I have to find another coffeeshop?

:D

[SOteric]

22. Oh Bugger.

[DS1]

25. Okay

[MedleyMisty]

23. I'm a hoopy frood who knows where my towel is

So do I get to hitch on your ship and escape the destruction?

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. No. n/t

[Q3JR4]

26. Not to be "morally corrupt"

or anything, but could you arrange it so that I can get laid at least once more before then... maybe hold off on your razing of all existence until next weekend?

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. I can get you a half-hour with Rush Limbaugh's used underwear

and that's the best I can do under the time frame.

[Q3JR4]

28. Icky....

never mind then. I guess I'll have to find a rich old sugar daddy online before then. Maybe get a little more than the something-something I was looking for.

:D

[conscious evolution]

29. Can you put it off till two?

I would like to sleep in that day.

[eppur_se_muova]

30. Well, it's not the first time.

[EstimatedProphet]

31. So, it's now over with?

Everything is done?

This is the afterlife?

Bummer. I want my money back.

[TK421]

32. Don't tease me like this.....you better go through with this n/t