CAPTION the lying in winter

[underpants]

[nannygoat]

1. Underpants, your captions are hilarious!

Keep 'em coming.

I saw this photo on the news this morning. Boy the media are really trying to paint georgie porgie as involved and interested, aren't they? What a lying, loser POS.

[underpants]

3. Last year there were lots of photos of him involved in writing it

Drudge had all kinds of pics with W holding a blue pen. Fox and all the other mouthpiece were hyping how much he personally had put into this speech......but when the 16 word LIE was exposed W was said to have not known about it. I guess you can have it both ways if you control the media.

[terrya]

2. "Now, if I put the glasses on and stand behind the Presidential seal...

"Then, by gosh, I'll look statesmanlike!"

Terry

[underpants]

4. Uh Karl correct me if I'm wrong but you misspelled "resignation" there

Oh if only.

[PATRICK]

5. I still kinda like

Canada France, and Germany as the hubcap of evil. No go, Karen?...Well, anything you say, honey.

I hope someone is taking notes, my pen is out of ink. Uh, those are classified in a Guantanamo kind of way, if you know what I mean.

[Scurrilous]

6. "Which way do I turn this thing...

...to make the lady's clothes come off?"

[Richardo]

7. "Look at the size of this booger"

[SlavesandBulldozers]

8. ". . . and the deshruction. . . of all humankand. May God

bless us, everyone."

"whew, o.k boys I think I got this one down."

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

9. And tonight... I propose my 800 billion dollar

"Oxycontin for America" program...because only when Merkins appreciate my vision with the right perspective...will they understand the greatness of my vision.. they may lose their hearing...but they will finally SEE......thank you.....

[wysimdnwyg]

10. What? The truth?

This is how much I care about the truth.

[cosmicdot]

11. W: what about having an owl on the podium or some framed degrees...

hanging in the background? ... Maybe I should wear a mortar-board? No?? ... Just the glasses? Down on the nose? Like this? Loosen the collar and tie? OK ... now ... what'cha think? Don, do you think this look sells that I drive meetings, ask tough questions??? Watch me drive this one ...

[underpants]

12. they aren't going to play "Hail to the Chief" when Kerry comes in...

are they?

[ElsewheresDaughter]

13. "Rove, I'm trying really hard to muster up bout this much compassion"

[peekaloo]

14. Whaddya mean it's not supposed to rhyme?

[BurtWorm]

15. "Do you think glasses make me look interfectual?"

[GOPisEvil]

16. OK-this man from Nantucket...is he a real man, or just some fake guy?

[Richardo]

19. HAHAHAHAHA!

WTG bud! :D

[underpants]

17. What do you mean I didn't get Chomsky's endorsement?

What's the purpose of going on with this then?

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. See how smart these glasses make me look?

[cosmicdot]

20. W: do you think anybody will buy it when I read: "Tonight ...

I declare victory in the fight to provide the nation's elderly and disabled with health care." ???


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The State of the Union in 30 Seconds

RealMedia
http://stream.realimpact.net/rihurl.ram?file=realimpact/moveon/movfstate1.rm

MPEG version
http://www.moveonvoterfund.org/images/movfstate1.mpg

In his State of the Union address, President Bush is declaring victory in the fight to provide the nation's elderly and disabled with health care. But there's one small problem: the Medicare bill he points to won't help Medicare, and it won't help seniors. In fact, it's designed to do the program in.

That's why we've prepared a 30-second alternative version of the speech which exposes how the nation's drug companies backed and bought this bill. We've asked one of the country's most respected polling firms to test the ad, and we know it makes an enormous impact on the people who see it. But we'll need your help to get it out there. If you can help us reach our $10 million goal, we can make sure millions of Americans know the real deal.



The Campaign for America's Future's Medicare Fact Sheet:
http://www.moveonvoterfund.org/ourfuture-medicare.html

Rep. Sherrod Brown's editorial on the Medicare arm-twisting:
http://www.moveon.org/r?481

Leaders Nancy Pelosi and Tom Daschle's State of the Union Pre-Buttal:
http://democrats.senate.gov/%7Edpc/releases/2004116B38.html

The Center for American Progress's "State of the Union Viewer's Guide":
http://www.americanprogress.org/site/pp.asp?c=biJRJ8OVF&b=22520