I am about to bathe. Should I?

[crim son]

Cuz it's been a few weeks...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. 'Cause I can smell ya from here!

:P

[crim son]

5. Come and get it, baby!

:rofl:

Nothing like the natural scent of a woman!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. Let me get my Hazmat suit.

:rofl:

[crim son]

Asshole!

:spank:

Although you've inspired for me a new fantasy :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

21. Hazmat suit fantasy?

You cut a hole in the suit or what?

:rofl:

[crim son]

23. Two can fit in that suit.

No wait. I need to think this through... :P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

24. So your stench will be vacuum-sealed?

:rofl: :hide:

[crim son]

26. Yeah, really.

The stench acts to stun you into submission. Then you're MINE ALL MINE!!!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

27. You don't need the stench to make that happen.

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

28. You're really improving my crappy mood.

I WILL bathe, by gawd!
:loveya:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

29. Yay!

:D

[kay1864]

2. Do you need a loofa?

Er, falafel?
















Helping hand?

[crim son]

6. LOL.

Yeah, I can't get to all those crevices :eyes: That's what I tell my seven-year-old son: be sure to get all the crevices...

[kay1864]

12. See, now you've got me thinking about

"crim son's crevices"...


And my first thought is, "What a great name for a band!"






















Okay, maybe not my first thought...

[crim son]

15. Your mind works in mysterious ways.

Freak. :P

[kay1864]

20. My mind is clean and pure

on occasion

[Raven]

3. Alergik to water are ya?

My dogs shower with me...get the hint? :-)

[crim son]

7. I need to get me a dog?

:7

[Raven]

13. Well.........whatever works for you sweetie! nt

[ThomCat]

4. Hot water is your friend.

:P

[crim son]

8. Hot water is the enemy.

It removes the natural oils :rofl:

[Generic Brad]

10. With water?

Because there are other alternatives. Benjamin Franklin was particularly fond of "air baths". Some mammals take dry baths by rolling around in sand.

[crim son]

17. I do have a pile of bark mulch in the driveway.

Cool.

[Guava Jelly]

11. only if you fully document it w/ photos

:evilgrin::hi: Crimmy

[crim son]

18. I've already sent you one photo

and I imagine you'll treasure it always. :rofl: :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

yeah grrrrrr!!

to bad it wasn't you :mad: :silly:

[crim son]

25. Au contraire,

Thank Gawd that isn't me! Whatchoo saying? :crazy:

[Guava Jelly]

31. I'm sayen

Someone is a little eedy gray with the itchers pay..
:rofl:

[crim son]

32. Well, hell.

You never know how people are going to react when you pass them about! :rofl: :loveya: :hug:

[Guava Jelly]

33. ..

I just put them on www.nakedCrimmy.org
:silly: :loveya:

[crim son]

34. Bwahahaha!

Imagine the horror. Seriously. :rofl:

[RetroLounge]

14. Maybe we should just all jump in the Lounge Hot Tub?

:rofl:

RL

[ThomCat]

16. Last one in has to buy the first round of drinks!

:toast:

[crim son]

22. Groovy. I lurves you all enough

that I'd have to shower first, though. Don't want to stink stank stunk up the Tub.

[AllegroRondo]

19. only if the lounge gets pics

:)

[crim son]

30. I just finished.

[Raven]

35. I'll bet you feel better and...brush those teeth! nt

[SPKrazy]

36. Good Lord Woman...

it's entirely up to you :P


:rofl:

[crim son]

37. It's true... I can't be pushed around.

Actually I showered this morning for a counseling appointment. I didn't want to show up crazy AND smelly! :hi:

[SPKrazy]

38. good point!

I'd say your craziness might wash off, but i don't think it does :P

mine apparently doesn't either :rofl:

[crim son]

39. No & in fact a good rinse

probably makes yours just shine that much brighter! :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

40. he he he...

who tolla you my secret?

:shrug:


I'm gonna have to find them and talk to them....

:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

41. I don't believe it

you are dating,,,,
That means you take 2 showers a day!!!!
:P :headbang: :rofl:


lost


I knew my kids were "interested" in someone when they took 2
showers a day!!!!!!!


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crim son]

42. You bad thing! I don't see him every day, alas,

or else you'd be dead right. :rofl: