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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 04:12 PM Original message |
I drive an ivory and whale bone chariot pulled by baby harp seals and kittens. Am I a bad DUer? |
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malta blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
1. .... |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
2. Yes. Yes, you are. |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
3. Yes. You're an environmental nightmare too. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 04:17 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. I have a diesel-powered one, but it doesn't make enough fumes, so I don't use it. |
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Generic Brad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
4. What? No white rhino tusk axels? |
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querelle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
6. What About Puppies? |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
7. If there's no scrimshaw, it's a piece of crap. |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 04:25 PM Response to Original message |
8. Only if you're one of those fucking morans who talks on their cell phone while driving |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
9. you know you are and you know why |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
10. No, as long as you don't double-park the chariot |
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SKKY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
11. As long as you don't double-park it at Walmart, I've got no issues. |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
12. yes you are |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 05:04 PM Response to Original message |
13. if you club the seals and feed them to the kittens |
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Gidney N Cloyd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 05:06 PM Response to Original message |
14. You weren't feeding the kittens better than people, were you? |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
15. have you stopped beating them with that elephant-tail whip? (n/t) |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
16. It's organic and non-polluting, so you're good |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 05:50 PM Response to Original message |
17. It depends on whether you go to Olive Garden. |
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cobalt1999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 05:50 PM Response to Original message |
18. only if you take it to go fishing. n/t |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 06:07 PM Response to Original message |
19. It depends. Are any of the kittens still breastfeeding? nm |
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likesmountains 52 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 06:08 PM Response to Original message |
20. Are the kittens de-clawed? Maybe you have a set of winter kittens with studs? |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
21. You should bread the seals and kittens in corn flakes and eat them. |
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MrsMatt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 06:31 PM Response to Original message |
22. Just don't allow the seals to breastfeed the kittens in public |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 06:39 PM Response to Original message |
23. I think this smilie sums up how we all feel...... |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 06:42 PM Response to Original message |
24. Are spotted owls involved in any way? |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 07:23 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. I always shoot four with my assault rifle before heading out, for good luck. |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 07:24 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Half measures availed us nothing |
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ulysses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
27. you're religious. of course you are. |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
28. good thinking |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
29. And quench your thirst with the tears of the unborn, no doubt |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 08:14 PM Response to Original message |
30. You fascinate me. |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
31. only if you use it to run over cute little orphans. |
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gollygee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-19-07 08:43 PM Response to Original message |
32. You're fine so long as you put down your cell phone |
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