Wanna take a cruise for and of the damned?

[CatWoman]

http://www.nationalreviewcruise-bermuda.com/

[Loonman]

1. "Gamblin' Bill" is at the top!

LOL....how can anyone take a single word Bennett says seriously?

[Scurrilous]

3. I wonder how they plan...

...to keep him out of the ship's casino?

[Fenris]

7. CASINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy blackjack, mini-craps, roulette, video poker, slot machines and the friendliest croupiers at sea in the elegant Casino. There are lessons, tournaments and other gaming events as well.

Can we expect to see a "Will Wennett" on the roster?

[GOPisEvil]

2. 5 white guys as the speakers...color me shocked.

NOT!

[Eumenides]

4. Events?

I noticed they have Dusty "The American Dream" Rhodes as a panelist? Who would have thought?

[Fenris]

5. Come on, Midori, you, me, and a boatload of Satan's minions

:hi: CatWoman

Care to join me on a slow boat to HELL?

Bill Bennet, Rich Lowry, James Woolsey...it's the neocon equivalent of the KISS-Aerosmith tour: ear-splitting, tone-deaf, and much better if you are downing Xanax and Vicodin.

Although with Steamboat Billy on board, there's bound to be some high-stakes fun!

[Richardo]

8. Great sig line, Fenris! "Rebels are we...."

...born to be free
Just like the fish
In the sea!"

Ha! :D

[Fenris]

10. Si, Richardo! I live in San Marcos now, so it seemed appropriate!

One of my favorite films. I have seen it so many times the lines are scorched into my brain.

Fielding: "You cannot bash in the head of an American citizen without written permission from the State Department."

Esposito: "From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!"
Fielding: "What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?"

Rebel Leader: "You are accused of killing over a thousand innocent civilians. How do you plead?"
Government Soldier: "Guilty... but with an explanation."

[Richardo]

11. "Sock out ... de poison."

"Snakebite!"

Fielding Mellish: I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

and

Fielding Mellish: You're busy tonight?
Norma: Some old friends are coming over. We're gonna show some pornographic movies.
Fielding Mellish: You need an usher?

[Fenris]

12. "We lead the world in hernias!"

"Please, call me Fielding. Mr. Mellish is so formal."

[CatWoman]

13. *ahem*

what do you two think your'e doing???

an afternoon threadjack?????

i'm surprised David isn't in on it!!!

:D

[Richardo]

14. Yeah, where's that GOPisEvil when you need him...?

Oh well, Fenris and I had it covered.

Threadjack! Yeah! :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

15. I would have helped if knew what you were talking about.

:shrug:

You guys did very well! :thumbsup:

[peekaloo]

6. Chum, the other white meat!

found this from last year's "cruisin".....to quote Wayland Smithers, "I think women and seamen don't mix". :P

[LynneSin]

9. Tempting as that sounds, I think I'd rather take this cruise

https://www.tcacruise.com/freedom2004/

I'll bring along a can of Whip Cream - I heard Bob Barr has a penchant for that stuff