You know it's time for a diet when...

[wyldwolf]

... you can no longer hold in your stomache and fool anyone!

[Sperk]

1. your pot belly has grown a pot belly!

n/t

[bocadem]

2. When you can't breathe while tying your shoes... n/t

.

[nuxvomica]

4. Or when you can't even see your shoes

[Lady Freedom]

7. Hey now!

Some of us can't see our tummys let alone our shoes. Please remember, and think of the fully chested ones before talking about seeing shoes?

[nuxvomica]

10. You're right. That was inconsiderate of me.

I may have also offended folks with knobby knees, as well. :spank:

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

3. you can't even fit into your "fat boy" pants.

It used to be amusing to put them on - huge. Now, they have inexplicably shrunk. Someone replaced them with smaller versions to confuse me!

[KCDem]

5. your six-pack has turned into a keg

:hi:

[tnlefty]

6. When you can hear your zippers and snaps screaming -

Get real...ain't no f'n way this is gonna work!

[Benevolent_Rabbit]

8. you're done eating a huge meal, and

sit down - reach to unbutton and unzip to release some of the pressure, and discover they already are.

[Robb]

9. The "Medium" don't fit

Is it me, or are the sizes all getting bigger? I swear I used to be an XL, and I KNOW I'm bigger -- but I'm weating M and L shirts!

[Systematic Chaos]

11. When the number of X's in your shirt size

is longer than your first name.

[Lurking Dem]

12. someone asks you when you're due

and the baby is 14 years old.

[Catshrink]

13. When you have a dickie do

That's when your tummy hangs out more than your dickie do.

[Robb]

15. We call that Dunlap's Disease

...as in yer belly done lap over yer belt! :)

[Skittles]

14. YOUR BATHING SUIT IS A THONG

BUT IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE. :O

[SoCalDem]

16. when you have jeans in SIX sizes and NONE of them fit

:(

[THUNDER HANDS]

17. you play leapfrog

And end up charged with multiple homicides.

:)