It's the general acceptance penis song - everyone sing along!

[Writer]

((cue acoustical guitar))

Gather 'round, every man
Every man of every land.
Bring along nature's bounty
Bring it on - from every county!

The wind blows, but we don't care
Sitting bare on our derrières!
Brothers all, let's stand and sing
Our hands entwined but not coup-ling!

I look at you, you look at me
We're nature's brothers, can't you see?
You have a hood, and yours is free
And together now, we will sing:

No skin should stand between us!
No Bris Milah separates us!
We're brothers all, can't you see?
We're all one penis - you and me!

The fighting has brought ill-repute
To decisions made without dispute,
By boys and men, every day,
To keep the hood or let it free!

We handle every one the same,
We handle it - it's not a game!
We handle it, and handle it some more,
(I think I've lost track of the score...)

But we're together, our hands entwined,
It's time to let our hate unwind.
Your dick is capped, and his is bare
And together now, we will sing:

No skin should stand between us!
No Bris Milah separates us!
We're brothers all, can't you see?
We're all one penis - you and me!

Listen close, hear that sound?
It's the rush of something profound.
It's not a fart, but our resound.
Brothers, let's not goof around!

We came together for a cause.
What other reason would give us pause?
But our manly bits, proud and bare
Would there be a greater care?

So brothers all, look around!
We're together here, gender bound!
You are hooded, his is free,
And together now, we will sing:

No skin should stand between us!
No Bris Milah separates us!
We're brothers all, can't you see?
We're all one penis - you and me!

((music slows))

We're brothers all... can't you see?
We're all one penis...

JUST YOU AND ME!



~Writer~
:hi:

[SPKrazy]

1. rofl IBTL?

:shrug:


:rofl:

:hi:

[snailly]

2. What the flying poop?

[snailly]

3. I just made that my sig line

[Writer]

4. Oh no....

LOL!

[Blue_Roses]

5. Girl,...you are seriously

deprived!

[Inchworm]

6. Do not listen to youtube

it is dirty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg5TSbE7K2I

:rofl:

[xchrom]

7. i'd like to propose a DU penis meet and greet.

:7

[Orsino]

8. Don't forget bail money. n/t

[Decruiter]

9. How would Cheney feel about this group meeting?

[xchrom]

12. real dicks don't need Dick.

[krispos42]

18. Must expain the Mary Cheney thing

:hide:

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. I'd be there with bells on.

:rofl: On what, I have no idea....:P :hi:

[xchrom]

13. see if robb would give you a ride on his motorcycle.

:smoke:

[krispos42]

19. Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way....

[taterguy]

20. There's a clothing optional 5K in the middle of NC next month

Would probably be the most convenient place to do that just in case you weren't kidding

http://www.queencitytiming.com/race_pages/Takeprideinyourhide.htm

[Guava Jelly]

11. Python said it best

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T7BDRdVCrM

[Droopy]

14. I'm a penis, she's a penis, he's a penis

Wouldn't you like to be a penis, too?

[Writer]

15. Kick

Because it took me an entire hour to write, k? :cry:

[Writer]

16. Kicking this again.

I put waaaaaaay too much work into this.

Love,

Writer.

[BOSSHOG]

17. Dear Penis I don't love you anymore

You used to watch me shave
now you stare down at the floor
Dear Penis, I don't love you anymore

Compliments of Rodney Carrington (lament to older guys)

Nice work Writer