Caption the Hungover Heap of Hubris

[CatWoman]

[Blue-Jay]

1. "This is my very first time salutin', Cap'n. Am I doin' it right?"

meh.

[displacedtexan]

2. Astute observation!

I have always believed that * drinks alone: hence, the pretzel incident. If no one actually sees him drinking, they can honestly report that "the president doesn't drink."

Why else would fratboy watch a football game alone?

[Whitacre D_WI]

3. "Uh-oh, Spaghetti-Os!"

n/t

[Fenris]

4. "Oh, shit, is that mom?

"Dammit, always when I'm presidenting. Sumbitchin' parents always hanging around. Why can't I just rock this country alone? Even in college...always coming into my dorm and snatching my coke. Lousy blue-blooded gray-haired transvestite!"

[Malva Zebrina]

5. You put your right hand up, you put your right hand up

you put your right hand up and shake it all about.

Why does it alsways look like George's suits are lined with polyester, iron on batting? It's like the front is all puffed out and just waiting to be quilted.

Geez this guy is ugly. He is always looking somewhere else, suspicion showing in those shifty eyes.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. He has to be one of the worst dressed men in the world

For suits that supposedly are handmade by a "really good" tailor and are excitingly expensive, they are consistently the most ill-fitting, ill-formed, drab looking, poorly fitting things I've seen on a man. And I've seen plenty of cheap suits.

He has a body that could wear a suit very well, so it's not that. I think his tailor is simply a jerk off idiot who doesn't know how to sew clothing together (or else he's really clever and just pawns off these cheap, polyester-hybrid pieces of junk as $1,000 hand-woven wool extremely Important Person suits to the Idiot In Chief, in which case I applaud the tailor).

If it were me, though, that tailor would have been sacked eons ago.

[MikeG]

6. I'm carrying the hair of the dog that bit me.

You know, if Clinton had ever saluted while holding a pet, we would still be hearing about it from the Vulgar Pigboy and every other right-wing thug talk show host.

[salinen]

7. "What have I told you!

no humping my forearm while I'm salutin"!

[lumpy]

8. I imagine Doofus finds it's hard to salute

when he is wearing his heavy duty bullet proof vest and fear of dropping the dog.

[montana_hazeleyes]

9. * is thinking"Crap, Now I remember what I did last night,

I went and got the dog stuffed!!! No wonder he's so stiff! I've just GOT to cut down."

[CanuckAmok]

11. "Hey, where are the bananas? What kind of republic is this, anyway?!"

I feel cheated