Enough is enough, I'm calling my lawyer RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[taterguy]

Recently I've been accused on this site of hit and run and having relations with a bicycle.

I happen to be an upright model citizen.

My feelings have been hurt and my image has been shattered.

I hope those snarky posters have good defense attorneys on retainer.

If not, I'll be rich, rich, rich :bounce: :bounce:

[datasuspect]

1. call randall owens, the tough, smart lawyer who gets results

[LSK]

2. you will be rich and can then buy a Hummer!!!

:popcorn:

[wildhorses]

3. you will only be rich, rich --

cos the lawyer will get the third rich:P

[kay1864]

7. LOL!

:thumbsup:

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Question for you...

"I happen to be an upright model citizen".

When you refer to "upright model"...are you referring to your bike, your sexual partner?

[InternalDialogue]

5. His vacuum cleaner.

[taterguy]

10. More lies, I don't own a vacuum cleaner

Squalor, man, that's where it's at

[InternalDialogue]

11. So you're banging your vacuum cleaner, huh?

Is this the kind of thing that turns you on, sicko?

[DS1]

6. You're gonna sue people who spend most of the workday posting on a messageboard?

Good luck breaking even with the legal fees, dude

[Debi]

8. Um, I think you have to be able to prove that you 'wouldn't ' do those

things in order to have your image shattered :eyes:

[taterguy]

12. I was guilty of hit and run once but it wasn't really my fault

Hard to remain at the scene of an accident when you're being carried away unconscious into an ambulance. Besides, the only property damage was an unsightly blood stain on the sidewalk.

[krispos42]

9. Upright while banging a bicycle?

Doable.


Um, so I've heard.





Secondhand.





Third hand.




Okay, there's a fetish site.






Okay, it's MY fetish site.


:hide:

[KG]

13. the bicycle is already talking to the Enquirer

you're screwn.