Thanks for the cogent advice, buttwads. I TRIED to call Congress,

[LaraMN]

but there wasn't any listing in my phonebook for a "Congress," and the closest thing to that was "Congdon, Dale," and let. me. tell. YOU!
He is NOT very nice, and I don't think he cares about America!



That's the last time I listen to you guys!

[datasuspect]

1. dale is a fucking prick

that jag still owes me 20 bucks.

[LaraMN]

2. Kick his ass!

He's a fascist prick!

[datasuspect]

UPS just came

i got the special order in. a PALLET of whoop ass. i'm gonna unload it on dale.

[ThomCat]

3. Bwahahahaha!

:rofl:

[Debi]

4. You must have an older phone book

Mine shows the closest thing is the Conger Street Church of God Abrahmic Faith. That's almost Congress isn't it :shrug:

[LaraMN]

6. CALL THEM RIGHT. FUCKING.NOW!

:rofl:

[Debi]

9. You just scared the bejesus out of me!

:scared:

I'm not calling them..YOU call them

[LaraMN]

11. YOU call them!

Are you a real liberal or not?!!!1!

[Debi]

15. I ain't calling no God of Abrahamic Faith.....just to be smited for my blasphemy

I am a liberal - just not a stoopid one!

[madinmaryland]

5. I called and they took an order for a pizza!!1!!

MMMM!!!!

[LaraMN]

7. Yeah, great. Enjoy your American pie... of blood.

:P

[datasuspect]

8. that's pretty fucking funny

thanks for the larf!!!!

[eyepaddle]

10. IS he related to, what was her name--Marjorie?

If he is, I'd be scared to even look up the name! :scared:

[LaraMN]

12. I bet all the Congdons in the phonebook are. There aren't that many of them.

:scared:

[eyepaddle]

13. I remember that trial going on forever (or so it seemed)

But I can't remember who was the suspect and who was the victim--but they did have similar names, Caldwell and Congdon, wasn't it? :scared: indeed.

[LSK]

14. you had to call Congress RIGHT FUCKING NOW

You were too slow and missed the chance.

[LaraMN]

16. Sorry! I thought you said, "RIGHT FUCKING WHEN YOU HAVE TIME!"

My bad.