What part of "i need to hit my monthly projections" do some customers just don't understand

[datasuspect]

yeah, i know they want to comparison shop and shit, but fucking christ, there is, at best, a +/- $5 variation in retail price between me and all my competitors.

"shopping around?" gimme a break, i'd take a major hit on the gross just to move 5 more units before they close the month out.

and don't get me started on the on the "special finance" strokes that i seem to attract all day long, they can't finance a nickel with 4 cents down.

[Dr. Strange]

1. Not bad, but

Rabrrrrrr's still in the lead!

[datasuspect]

2. competition is a white male patriarchical construct

i didn't catch his.

es war gefunny?

[Dr. Strange]

4. Es wahr kuhlshrank!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6648956

[LSK]

3. meh, who started the Enough is enough copy cat onslaught?

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Yeah, and the fuckers keep running away, like they can do better without my non-stop commentary

helping them understand everything they're looking at.