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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-25-07 05:53 PM
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Well, it's that time of the year again.
Firework stands are popping up all over the place, and I'm getting excited. Unfortunately, you can't buy squat around here, so once again I'll be heading to the Indian Reservation to celebrate this country's independence the way our founding fathers intended, by blowing a small piece of it up.



Shall I pick you up anything?
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-25-07 05:55 PM
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1. I'll have...
Some of those porno magazines...large box of condoms...a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks...and one of those disposable enemas. Ehhh...make it two.
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-25-07 05:55 PM
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2. Homer Simpson?
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-25-07 06:05 PM
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3. Some cherry bombs and M-80's would be nice, thanks
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unsavedtrash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-25-07 06:11 PM
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4. We can't buy any because of the drought conditions.
Please fire some off for me.
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femmocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-25-07 06:14 PM
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5. Two pairs of canine ear plugs.
Thank you for asking.
:hi:
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-25-07 06:18 PM
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6. HAPPY CANINE FUN PLUG EARS!
Warning: emits showers of sparks, report.

Buy five, and I'll throw in a Ground Bloom Kitty for free.
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