How many members of the * Administration

[BikeWriter]

How many members of the * Administration does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: TEN.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs
to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing
the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for a new
light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of *, dressed as a janitor and standing
on a step ladder, under the banner "Bulb Accomplished";
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how * was
literally "in the dark" the whole time;
8. Another one to viciously smear # 7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how * has
had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country.

And after all is said and done, no one will notice that they never
actually managed to change the light bulb.

[In_The_Wind]

1. Joanikick ~

[BikeWriter]

3. Thanks, Joan! :-)

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. I love that!

:rofl: I think I'll send it to my mother's Repuke husband...:P He spams me with RW crap all the time. Retribution can be hell... :rofl:

Thanks! :hi:

[BikeWriter]

4. You're very welcome, Ma'am.

:rofl:

[Eagle_Eye]

5. The news of the light bulb changing debacle will be defended by right wing talk radio

Rush Limbaugh will have a monologue about how the presidential administrations of Benjamin Franklin and Alexander Hamilton faced similar problems, but the news media did not perform a hit job on them. The media reporting of light bulb changing was not news until bush took office. This will be presented as evidence of the left wing bias in the news.