I'll be leaving for a week, early tomorrow morning. None of your business.

[ForrestGump]

So don't ask.

[Guava Jelly]

1. Are you flying over seas for an abortion??

And I hope it isn't mine..you said you were fixed :hide:

[ForrestGump]

3. I lied

You know how men are.

Anything to get what they want.

Animals....

:eyes:

[Guava Jelly]

5. You ain't killen My BABY!!!!!

Hey I don't care if it has six heads and 5 of them look like Rush Limbaugh!!
It is a child not a.. oh nevermind :rofl:
Did you lie when you said i was purty? ;(

[ForrestGump]

7. No, I told the truth when I told you that you had a

purty mouth, boyah....

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

11. It is purty

Too bad it wasn't filled to capacity

Size really doesn't matter :hide: :rofl:
K so it might..

[ForrestGump]

26. Typical male

That inch worm's more like half and inch in length. :P



I bet my lips are way purtier:





See?

[Guava Jelly]

38. You win

( GoPsUx takes the walk of shame toward the losers circle)
I'll say it again..I am hung like a horse..
:mad: (not the tail)

[ForrestGump]

39. Now I know why you had such trouble

rounding up horses for that certain Canadienne's dowry... :D

[Guava Jelly]

44. Yeah you aint kidden

Have you seen how much them things cost.
I need a third job If i am ever going to win my Canuck prize :eyes:
And I might have to cut some brake cables on a certain Lincoln to wittle away a little competition :hide: :silly:

[Radio_Lady]

41. Well, life is like a box of chocolates.... you never know what you'll get.

When you're ready, come back into the fold. We'll be waiting.

[lost-in-nj]

2. OHHH

ok

Can you say
plastic surgery???!?!?!?


:rofl: :rofl: :hide:

have fun with what ever you are doing.....



lost

[ForrestGump]

6. Thank you. They promised quick results, guaranteed. Up to 69% increases.

Now I'll really be able to oppress impress women!

Sort of like the dude in those Charles Atlas ads from the old days...

[Lex]

4. Botox, eh?

Say no more.

[ForrestGump]

10. Nope

Lower.


Say no more. Please. :D

[Shakespeare]

8. So, where ya goin'?

And whatcha gonna be doin'?

:7

[ForrestGump]

16. I'm going to

be having a hard time explaining how a copycat thread led to persistent rumors of penile enhancement surgery.


Apologies for uttering the p-word in your presence, Ms... :-)

:hug:

[Shakespeare]

42. No, I refuse to believe that.

Enhancement? For you? Impossible! ;-)

[lizziegrace]

But....

I want to ask. :shrug:

[ForrestGump]

17. Look here, woman, you just sit down and

please, please don't hit me with that monkeywrench :scared:

:hug:

[johnnie]

9. Where ya going?

:)

[ForrestGump]

18. To my favorite place:

Cleavageland. :D



Hello, Cleavage! Hello, Cleavage!! Rock 'n' roll! :headbang:

[matcom]

12. FOLKS! Our Little ForrestGump Is Going For His VERY FIRST Circumcision!

:applause:

[Guava Jelly]

13. woo hoooo!!

I have had six so far!!!It keeps growing back :silly:

[ForrestGump]

20. Six? That's a good size.

Oops.


LOLGump arnt unnerstanz ur tokkings.



:hide:

[Guava Jelly]

25. Oh...Shit...did i forget to mention feet?

It was pretty tough having to ride around as a baby in one of these..But It fit...barely..thank gawd!

If only i had a twin instead :mad:

[ForrestGump]

27. Six feet? That's almost two meaters long!

I am impressed.





EDIT: edited to remove somewhat (inadvertently) inappropriate smiley...the one that's gasping with shock or surprise, not to put too fine a point on it :o

[Guava Jelly]

28. I was 6' 1" before the alteration

Now for some reason The ladies quit calling me. :shrug:
I mean :wtf:

[ForrestGump]

32. I HEARD that you were a big...um....d-word

Democrat. :P

[Guava Jelly]

36. Don't get me wrong I have a very nice Election!!

I have a diebold tattoo on the side of my machine so the desired results are almost always guaranteed ;)
:silly:

[ForrestGump]

40. Really? 'cos the way I heard it, you indulged in

padding the poll.


:o

[Guava Jelly]

45. Yup

I found a use for that stray sock.:rofl:

[ForrestGump]

19. Second, I'll have you know.

They didn't take enough off the first time. I've had complaints.


:P



Dinner, afterward, at the....





(no, there are limits to what I can say here....)

[JVS]

31. let the butchery begin!

[ForrestGump]

33. Oh, it's not that bad. I've heard it's a breeze.

Or something like that. :-)

[u4ic]

14. You a' cummin to my plaice, big boih?

:*

[ForrestGump]

21. To. In.

You know......



You know. :D


:loveya:

:*

[SOteric]

15. Alrighty then.

Take your sunscreen and your mosquito repellant. Don't forget your toothbrush and a fresh change of socks and skivvies. Stay out of the tourist traps. Don't eat any suspet sushi. Send us a postcard.




Oh yeah, - & have fun.

[ForrestGump]

23. Thank you, Ms teric

:hug:



My ride:




Cool, huh? Wanna ride in my car, baybee? :*

[Bullwinkle925]

22. excuse me, . . . excuse me, . . .

but, may I come along too? I'll be quiet, honest.

[ForrestGump]

24. All right,

but if you think I'm going to tell you where we're going... :D





Hint: bring latex gloves. Lots of them. And Cool Whip. Fat-free.

[Bullwinkle925]

30. Just tell me what time to be on your stoop tomorrow morning and how many bags

I should bring?

Cool!!

[ForrestGump]

34. Hey!

That'll be enough about my stoop, thank you very much.

I'm very sensitive about it. :-(

[Bullwinkle925]

37. nix the stoop, then .....

what time? number of bags?

:hide:

[DS1]

29. Why not?

What difference does it make?

[ForrestGump]

35. Because I'm going to

Seattle...


:hide:

[SeattleGirl]

43. Forest!!!! Are you coming out to see MEEEEEE??????

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:


Okay, mebbe you're not....:hide:

[zanne]

46. well.

[SarahB]

47. Dude,

I'm so hoping it's what I think it is. It's got to be one of two reasons- either dealing with the past or moving forward with the future.

Either way, it's time and best of wishes! :hug:

[MissMillie]

48. If you give them too many hints

everyone will know you're coming to "hook up" with me.















































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