ewww... I accidentally bought cranberry juice
MonkeyFunk
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Tue Jun-26-07 07:37 PM
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ewww... I accidentally bought cranberry juice |
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not cranberry juice "cocktail".
The real stuff is NASTY! Blood-red and bitter. Grrr...
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Tue Jun-26-07 07:39 PM
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Dilute it with sparkling water and add sugar or honey to taste. INSTANT SOFT DRINK! (No aspertame).
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Tue Jun-26-07 07:43 PM
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but drinking it straight is gross. Even the vodka isn't cutting the taste.
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Tue Jun-26-07 07:44 PM
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4. Don't forget the Absolut and a splash of pineapple juice! |
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Tue Jun-26-07 07:48 PM
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6. pineapple juice would be nice |
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but I don't have any :cry:
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Tue Jun-26-07 07:50 PM
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Tue Jun-26-07 07:43 PM
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2. It goes great with Gin or Vodka... |
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As the saying goes, "When given cranberry juice, get fucked up."
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Tue Jun-26-07 07:46 PM
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with blueberry is awesome
you should try it!!!!
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Cranberry juice is only good with liquor champagne is a wonderful additive...
:toast: :toast:
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Tue Jun-26-07 07:50 PM
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and some liquor.
(Most would add vodka or gin but my friends used to mix it with Golden Grain. Yes, they now have brain damage.)
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Tue Jun-26-07 07:56 PM
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12. well honey doesn't dissolve in a cocktail |
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Tue Jun-26-07 08:01 PM
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and they wouldn't care if it dissolved or not. A few of my friends just like honey-seems like they used to pour it on the rim of the glass or something.
I don't know-I was never crazy enough to join them on their Golden Grain binges.
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Tue Jun-26-07 07:50 PM
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9. Just imagine what that poor cashier is thinking right now |
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Tue Jun-26-07 07:52 PM
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10. Cut it with orange juice |
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Tue Jun-26-07 07:56 PM
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11. Dude, Vodka. Lots of it. |
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Tue Jun-26-07 10:51 PM
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17. You are speaking my language. |
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I'm out of cranberry juice, though. Guess I'll have to mix up a black russian.
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Tue Jun-26-07 08:01 PM
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14. cut it with sprite or 7-up as well. |
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I don't like cranberry juice either, but it's quite refreshing with these.
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Tue Jun-26-07 08:28 PM
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Where did you find 100% cranberry juice? I can't get it unless it is cut with another fruit.
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Tue Jun-26-07 10:48 PM
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16. MIx it with apple juice |
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It really is so much better for you than cranberry cocktail that is full of high fructose corn syrup.
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Tue Jun-26-07 10:57 PM
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18. The real stuff is the only kind without high fructose corn syrup |
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Edited on Tue Jun-26-07 10:57 PM by Rabrrrrrr
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Redneck Socialist
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Tue Jun-26-07 10:58 PM
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19. Cut it with some fizzy water, like poland spring |
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Cranberry spritzer! YUMMY!
I agree, straight up, it's hard to take.
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Tue Jun-26-07 11:00 PM
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20. consider yourself fortunate... |
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that "cocktail" stuff is putrid crap!
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Generic Brad
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Tue Jun-26-07 11:00 PM
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21. Dump it down the drain |
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I'm feeling wasteful tonight.
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