I EXPRESS MY LOVE FOR SPK AND HE IGNORES ME

[LeftyFingerPop]

I WILL NOT BE IGNORED SPK

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6654759&mesg_id=6654786

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Give him the cold should, he loves that.

Look at me! I broke up with him, moved out, AND left him with the hogs, but he still can't get enough. :rofl::rofl::rofl:


btw that song? :spray:

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. I think he's just stewing because of my...

firm "no tongues" policy until 30 minutes into the first date.

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Good on ya!

He needs boundaries. :applause:




:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Yes...

he does need bondage...ermmm..boundries.

[SPKrazy]

10. Look you...

do you really have to broadcast our problems all over the place :D

:rofl:


:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. Maybe if you stopped STALKING me

you perv.


.... Klepto.







:rofl::loveya:

[SPKrazy]

15. I want to stalk you, perv you, and steal you...

stalker
perv
klepto

:rofl:


:hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. LOL!

Oh lord. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

27. OMG

:spray: :spray: :rofl: :rofl:


perfect.....



lost

[SeattleGirl]

2. I'm gonna tell on him then! MOM. SPK is being MEAN!

Oooh, he's gonna be in so much trouble! :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. He's been teasing me all night....

grabbing me under the table, making innuendos, you know how he is :rofl:

Nice to see you SG :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

7. I know exactly how he is!

Mom has had to send him to therapy so many times, she has to take out yet another mortgage on the house. :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. Oh, my younger days....

when I would see SPK coming home from the grocery store with a dazed look on his face carrying the latest issue of "Penthouse"...

[SPKrazy]

17. Oh sure, as if it was me carrying the penthouse

i had the hustler

you had the penthouse

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. Hello, moving company?

SPK: Hello, is this Joe's moving company?
JM: Yes
SPK: Can you take some boxes to the dump for me? I don't need the stuff in them anymore.
JM: Sure, what's in them?
SPK: Ummm....books
JM: What kind of books?
SPK: Magazines
JM: How many boxes?
SPK: 377
JM: Jesus, what kind of magazines?
SPK: LOOK, CAN YOU MOVE THE GODDAMN BOXES FOR ME OR NOT????

[SPKrazy]

19. Thanks Gawdess for the Internets

took away the need for all those mags

:rofl:

Now it's all in one simple laptop.

[SPKrazy]

14. Look sis, you tell Mom

and I'll show her my list of all those guys you bring home when she isn't around

a pretty damned long list I tell ya :wow:

:hi:


:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

20. Fine! Go ahead, bro, cause I got my own list of all the guys YOU

brought home when she wasn't there!

I

AM

IN

SO

MUCH

TROUBLE......

:hide:

[SPKrazy]

21. I brought them because you told me too

they were your folks

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

22. zinggggg!!!!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

23. hey my sis ain't gonna get me

we been fightin' like this for 45 almost 46 years now!

:D

[SeattleGirl]

24. Oh? Just remember, bro.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

25. oh you say that all the time

and all i ever get is whipped cream :evilgrin:

i like whipped cream :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

8. d00d, i called you a

PEVV!

i didn't ignore you

i just called you a Pevv!

:rofl:


:hi:

goober

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. ok...

Gimme a hug.

[SPKrazy]

11. *sigh*

:hug:

there :D

[lost-in-nj]

28. This warms my heart.....

its nice to see you friends again.....

:hi: :hi:

(now if I can just remember to put
the valium in their coffee and tea
we will be alright.....)

geesh.....
men fight worse than woman!!!!!!


lost

[LeftyFingerPop]

29. I'm a lover, not a fighter....

and I'm not very good at either. :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

32. but he started it!

:D

:rofl:

:hi:

[u4ic]

26. I hear he has a pet bunny...

:think:

[LeftyFingerPop]

30. I WONT BE IGNORED DAN

[SPKrazy]

31. Hey...

help me u4ic!

:scared:

philboy is after me

:cry:



:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

33. You seduced me...

remember? It started with your PM's wanting to "show me the ropes" in the lounge because I was a newcomer. Then you wormed your way into my heart....don't deny it. They told me about men like you.