How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

[badgerpup]

To get to the other side, of course!





Take it away...

[MilesColtrane]

1. Q: "How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?"

A: "Now here's another grapefruit!"

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Ceci n'est pas une plaisanterie au sujet des surrealists qui baisent dans les ampoules.

(I babelfish'd that because I'm too lazy to try and actually think in French, so ignore the probable grammatical errors.)

[badgerpup]

3. kick...because I can.

:kick:

[Heidi]

4. Two:

One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine tools. :)

[TZ]

5. none....

because the lamp is too busy melting to allow a new bulb to be put in.:)

[EstimatedProphet]

6. OK. Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two guys walk into a bar...

[El Fuego]

7. None. Parce que ce n'est pas une lightbulb.

[otherlander]

26. THAT IS NOT SURREALISM!

YOU REQUIRE GRAPEFRUIT FOR THAT! :grr:

[Gormy Cuss]

8. Surreally none of your business, you know. n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. A fish.

I've always thought that was the best answer to that question.

[Burma Jones]

10. One, that's all

[badgerpup]

11. To hold his pants up.

C'mon, people...this is PRIME potential DUzy material...:silly:
Let 'er rip!
:puffpiece:

[mitchum]

12. ...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Sir Realists? Is that a Monty Python character?

[libodem]

14. How many pancakes does it take to cover the dog house?

Because ducks don't eat oranges, silly.

[msanthrope]

15. Fish.

[begin_within]

16. What a silly question

[Heidi]

17. Three brazilian!

:hi:

[Richard Steele]

18. As an actual SURREALIST, I must tell you: The light bulb is SYMBOLIC, and therefore timeless.

We don't change light bulbs, we change your basic concepts of "lightbulb-NESS".

The bulb never changes, only your OPINION of it.
They're just like PEOPLE that way.

[Heidi]

19. Best. Answer. Yet.

:thumbsup:

:rofl: :spray:

[Richard Steele]

20. Not "best" in the sense that this was a "FUN" topic.

I really am a "SURREALIST"; I held off awhile on posting that
because it really wasn't as FUN as the thread was. KnowhutImean?

[Heidi]

21. That's exactly what made your answer fun.

KnowwhutImean? ;)

[Richard Steele]

22. Thank you!

I was kinda afraid it would come across as a buzzkill.

[My Good Babushka]

23. As a surrealist you should mention

that the lightbulb is probably symbolic of something very sexy, and is just another seat of strange and erotic and violent desire.

[Richard Steele]

24. That sounds more like "Freudianism" to me...

That Freud dude was kinda nuts, IMHO.

[My Good Babushka]

25. The surrealists were very much influenced by Freud

the theories of the unconscious and subconscious were becoming widely known at the time. Psychological inquiry was the height of fashion at the time. Desire is always in style. One surrealist went by the name of R.Rose Selavy (Eros, C'est La Vie.)

[Richard Steele]

27. I know- I was just making a little funny.

VERY little, it seems...

I blame myself. :evilfrown:

[My Good Babushka]

28. I apologize

I'm pretty new here. Maybe use more little faces and smileys and I'll catch on.