Gwen Stefani fucks goats

[racaulk]

That other thread was screaming for a copycat!!!

Can I say "IBTL" on my own thread?

:nuke: :rofl:

[fizzgig]

1. still no lock

:rofl:

[racaulk]

2. Yeah, I'm surprised too!

:shrug:

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. IBTL

new mods must be enjoying fake cocktails in the mod hot tub.

[xmas74]

4. I'll call in.

I'm not a fan of hers so I had to check out this thread.

[malta blue]

5. she is mean

She used to pick on my best friend in middle and high school....:mad:

This goat thing does not surprise me in the least.:rofl:

IBTL

[skygazer]

6. Do you have video of that?

My boyfriend wants to know. :eyes:

IBTL

[racaulk]

7. Sure

I'll let you borrow it so you can watch it...er...I mean...give it to your "boyfriend." Winkety wink wink... ;)

:spray:

[Inchworm]

8. No Doubt!

My first "IBTL" call :)

:hi:

[AllegroRondo]

9. is this the new 'thread that will not die'??

Im amazed its been here this long.

[racaulk]

15. You're not the only one!

I'm shocked that it's still here. Maybe this is the new kudzu. :)

[ironflange]

10. Hi all

I just wanted to get in before the inevitable lock.

[regularguy]

11. Who doesn't?

[Burma Jones]

12. Lucky Goats

IBTL

[Dr. Strange]

13. I swear racaulk

you have a power--a true gift--for keeping threads open long after they should have been locked!
I think you have the power that I mentioned in my thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6648434

Anyway, IBTL

[racaulk]

14. Ha ha!

Thanks for the props, but I'm not sure whether it's a gift or just luck! I assume you were around for that other thread that got really crazy and went on for a long time before being locked. Now that was fun! :D

I should be careful, though. I may get a bad reputation around here... ;)

[Dr. Strange]

16. I still have it bookmarked!

Although some pictures seemed to have disappeared!

That Wesley!

[racaulk]

17. Would you please PM me the link?

That's a good idea, I should probably bookmark it as well. I was laughing so hard when that was going down! And I hope at least some of the pictures are still there--I think the ball gag was my favorite! :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

22. Done! n/t

[racaulk]

24. Got it! Thanks!

:hi:

[Tyler Durden]

36. Pictures?

[Dr. Strange]

39. The thread was locked.

So don't go here.

[tandot]

18. IBTL

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. This gets locked when I post and not before! -nt

[Inchworm]

20. Shirly knot!

May be a party in the hot tub! :D

:hide:

[JVS]

21. Locking. No bestiality threads.

[Dr. Strange]

23. Unlocking.

FCC has determined that "Gwen Stefani fucks goats" is not necessarily a sexual reference.

Man, I so hope that was the 30,000,000th post!

[redqueen]

25. aww goats

they're so cute :)

[racaulk]

26. Agreed, they are cute.

But then why would one want to do Gwen Stefani? She's gross... x(

[redqueen]

27. maybe she's considered attractive by goats?

i don't know ...

[Fleshdancer]

28. still not locked??

wow :D

[Dr. Strange]

29. I'm telling ya!

racaulk has a shield of modular invisibility.
He could murder another poster and the mods wouldn't notice a thing!

It's ominous!

[Dr. Strange]

30. An update:

This thread:
Do you generally prefer female or male G-Spots?
has been locked.

Meanwhile, Gwen Stefani still fucks goats!

Where is Walt Starr when we need him?

[racaulk]

33. 31 hours and counting!

I am stunned that this thread is still alive and kicking! STUNNED!!! Maybe I do have special powers that I'm not aware of... ;) I would pull a Walt Starr, but I don't want to tempt fate!

Thanks for kicking this back up. :)

[Fleshdancer]

31. with the amazing force field surrounding this thread...

why waste it? We might as well turn this thing into a legitimate sex thread (just without the goats please). Thoughts?

[racaulk]

35. Here's an idea...

I started a "Sex Toy Subthread" in another thread to get it shut down, and that went on for a while. Posting pics of all kinds of sex toys, and I was able to get several pics in before the lock.

Wanna give it a go? ;)

[Dr. Strange]

37. Okay, here's Gwen's toy.

[racaulk]

40. Ha ha ha ha!!!

You're so wrong for that!!! :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

41. A naked chick

[racaulk]

42. Wow, what a cutie! She gave me wood.

[RedStateShame]

32. Well, at least it's a step up from Gavin Rossdale.

OH,SNAP!!

[racaulk]

34. Oh ROFLMAO!!!

No you didn't!!!

:spray: :rofl: :applause:

[RetroLounge]

38. This is true...

The video is on youtube...

RL

p.s. IBTL

[Throwing Stones]

43. LOLGoatz, by any chance?

itbl

[Dr. Strange]

44. Gwen is reportedly heading for Denmark

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1458080.ece

[Dr. Strange]

45. Another update.

This thread:
Post your favorite CLASSIC Porno movie
has been locked.

Meanwhile...Gwen Stefani still fucks goats

[racaulk]

46. Amazing, isn't it?

I'm still stunned!

Maybe all the mods have me on ignore, so they don't even know about this thread? :think:

[Dr. Strange]

47. It's a mystery!

This thread
I need interesting bm's
has been locked--only made it to 3 replies.

Meanwhile, Gwen Stefani still debleepbloo

[Dr. Strange]

48. Update

Locked: What Do You Want On Your P*NISES When You Get Banned From DU

Meanwhile, Gwen Stefani still bleebloobop

[racaulk]

49. Not only that...

But the reason the mod stated for locking that thread is the same reason that should get this thread locked, don't ya think?

[Dr. Strange]

53. I know!

Sometimes, irony can be so ... ironic.

[conscious evolution]

50. Who breastfeeds who in this scenario?

[racaulk]

51. Come on now! We're not talking procreation here.

This is strictly recreational. :-)

[conscious evolution]

52. I should hope so.

[Dr. Strange]

54. That should be "Who breastfeeds whom..."

Please get your grammar correct: we don't want this thread to be locked!

;-)

[conscious evolution]

55. Is that why no one has posted photos yet?

[Dr. Strange]

56. Well, there's a few upstairs...

but perhaps some more need to be added...

[peekaloo]

57. Goat's Head Soup

takes on new meaning.

[Writer]

58. Please: No one post "This thread is useless without pics." PLEASE!

((begs!))

[GumboYaYa]

59. That reminds me of the old joke about the guy visiting Ireland on vacation.

He goes in a local pub for a pint of Guinness and sits down next to an old codger. After a while they start talking and the tourist asks the old codger his name.
The local answers, well you see that pier out there, I built it with me own hands. Felled the trees and stripped the bark for the timbers myself. Took me two years to build that pier, but do they call Shamus the Pier Builder...Noooo....See that stone wall out there, built it myself. I hauled the stones here from ten miles away. Dug em out of the ground too. It toook me three years to build that wall, but do they call me Shamus the wall builder...Nooo....but I fuck one goat....

[Bake]

60. IBTL!!

I can't believe this sucker's not locked ...

Bake

[racaulk]

61. Kick

Just because it hasn't been kicked in a while... :hi:

:nuke:

[Connonym]

62. Claims she thought the goat was over 18

The goat looked much, much older. "How was I to know?" the singer asks.