Paris Hilton reads 6,000 letters while in jail

[underpants]

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

:rofl: :bounce: :spray: :rofl:

[Hugin]

1. Typical adolescent humor... *tsk*

I noticed Paris looked much better... Healthier, her color was better, and well rested. Jail for Paris was a -good- thing.

[underpants]

2. PRAG!!!

I had that joke just sitting in my head all day yesterday-internet hookup was out at home- just sitting there gnawing away at my brain

:grr:

[Hugin]

3. That's no excuse...

There are plenty of wireless hot spots conveniently located near populated areas.

Also, there is always the USPS! You could've sent it on a post card.

Aside: Did you know licking stamps is no longer necessary? They have this new self-adhesive type
stamp. It was pointed out to me by a clerk recently as she could see I was having trouble getting
my stamp to stick on an envelope. She was also kind enough to use her fingernails (as mine were
still worn down from tunneling out of the Lounge) to peel the backing off of the stamp. Awfully
brave too, considering I had just slobbered all over it.

[underpants]

4. Does this make me look like Hitler?

[Hugin]

5. I think the clerk liked me...

No, it doesn't make you look like Adolf... You smile more.

My only point above was Jail is so good for Paris maybe she should spend more time there or
go more often. :)

[El Fuego]

6. She really did look good for a change.

She looked kind of cute and surprisingly unskank-like. I need to lose 10 pounds--maybe I'll try breakin' the law and doin' some time. :evilgrin:

[Hugin]

7. There are easier ways to knock-off a few pounds...

For instance, I just completed the Double Pneumonia Challenge Diet... My clothes are hanging on me
like old potato sacks.

:hi: El Fuego!

[underpants]

8. You should go to the GAP

get some NEW potato sacks

funny little stamp bit there :rofl:

[Hugin]

9. Just a little PSA about the stamps...

All of the new potato sacks still have potatos in them. ;)

[El Fuego]

11. These are my choices? This dieting thing really sucks.

:hi:

[CottonBear]

14. Normal hair, no spray tan and no spackled on makeup, nice casual outfit:

She looked normal and nice and obviously happy to be sprung from jail.

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

10. Can she read?

:shrug:

[kay1864]

13. She has trouble with restaurant menus

http://www.ananova.com/goingout/story/sm_1394086.html?menu=

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

15. I guess she really is a "DUMB BLONDE"!!! n/t

[no name no slogan]

12. that's hot