There's been an elevation in temperature, so please remove your garments.

[slj0101]

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Yes, let us begin while we are in this room.

[slj0101]

2. My mother requests that I render you unconscious.

[EstimatedProphet]

3. they are trying to catch me redhanded while driving, either armed, carrying drugs, or both.

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. I am not wearing much.....

:shrug:

And I need to have some covering on when they arrive from the appliance store to install my new air conditioners.

[slj0101]

5. My frosty dairy beverage attracts all of the young men to my property.

[Inchworm]

6. Impossible

oops, I didnt know there was going to be a test.

I started early. :D

:hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

7. As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds,

including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes.

[jobycom]

8. Yes, and this is a really nice place for people engaged in unlawful, frequently violent endeavors.

And yet, I feel as though maybe our perceptions are impaired to the point where we cannot comprehend that the people whom we cause the most suffering are in fact you and me.

[slj0101]

9. I wish not to be provoked, because I am nearing the proverbial brink.

I am attempting to retain my sanity.
ha-ha-ha-ha

Occasionally, it resembles a rain forest, it causes me to ponder how I have not yet reached the point of surrender.

[EstimatedProphet]

10. Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons.

[Bucky]

11. Please assume a slouched or otherwise relaxed posture

Our standard of living index has marginally increased recently Assume a slouched or otherwise relaxed posture

[Jokerman]

12. I'm not saying that she uses men for financial gain...

But you'll never see her with an impoverished young man.

[EstimatedProphet]

13. I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelery

then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me.

[racaulk]

14. Like this?

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1706104228

:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

15. Your love interest no longer wishes to hear your fabrications about the length of your member.