Cats vs. Dogs

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Why Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats"

1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to
understand every word you say. Cats will
ignore you and take a nap.

2. Cats look silly on a leash.

3. When you come home from work, your
dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats
will still be mad at you for leaving in the first
place.

4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until
the day they die. Cats will make you pay for
every mistake you've ever made since the
day you were born.

5. A dog knows when you're sad. And he'll
try to comfort you. Cats don't care how you
feel, as long as you remember where the
can opener is.

6. Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will
drop a dead mouse in your slippers.

7. When you take them for a ride, dogs will
sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have
their own private basket, or they won't go at all.

8. Dogs will come when you call them. And
they'll be happy. Cats will have someone take
a message and get back to you.

9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long.
The only thing cats will play with all day long
are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones
that look like they're in pain.

10. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on
fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.

REASONS TO OWN A CAT OVER A DOG

* Cats rule. Dogs drool.
* Cats rub your leg when they want affection, not when they're horny.
* Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
* In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's
choking on saliva during morning wake-up licks.
* Cats always land on their feet. Dogs won't even let you throw them.
* Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out.
* Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it
to shreds.
* Cats look cute sleeping on the TV. Dogs crash right in front of the
screen.
* No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat."
* Cats bury their crap. Dogs dig up others'.
* Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.
* Cats lay on the car in the heat. Dogs in heat lay the car.
* Why do you think they call it "Dog Breath?"
* Garfield. Odie. Enough said.

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[triguy46]

1. Dogs are superior when it comes to riding in a pickup.

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2. Unless it's a country song...

Then you lose both. :rofl:

[triguy46]

3. Nah. Just a periodic wet nose in my ear. I'm easy.

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4. balls to that