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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 11:20 AM
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a CAPTION, a Clue, and a Plan (envelope please)
What are three things I don't have?
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Shananigans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 11:21 AM
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1. No..it's...
"These big words give me such a headache"
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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 11:25 AM
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2. W: "I'm going to read minds tonight...
OK, that rich-looking gentleman in the front row. What's your name?"

RGITFR: "Um, Kenneth Lay"

W: "OK, let's see... You're going to ask me for a Presidential Pardon. Am I right?"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 11:32 AM
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3. In a panic W salutes the Salvation Army
and mistakenly tries to deploy 100 of them to Iraq.
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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 11:35 AM
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4. A plastic surgeon with a sense of humour?
??
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 11:40 AM
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5. ummm...
Laura, I've forgotten how to mind-meld with myself

Does that dog over there have two heads?

Has anyone seen where I left my microphone?
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 01:44 PM
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6. W is thinking: I'll take 2 oxycontin, and call myself in the morning
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 01:46 PM
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7. "Youre a Rocket... Man...."
a la Will Shatner. :evilgrin:
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 02:12 PM
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8. And by giving all Amurkins a frontal lobotomy we can win in November!!!
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Limbought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 02:20 PM
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9. What are three things I don't have?
A heart, a brain & courage!
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Scurrilous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-21-04 02:22 PM
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10. " I can feel...
...myself thinking! Ooops, false alarm."
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