Not creative when angry: What to put on an FMA rebuttal bumper sticker??

[Bertha Venation]

I am going to order bumper stickers to rebut the idea that the FMA should even be considered. I need ideas. Anything you'd like to suggest is welcome. If I use yours I'll send you at least one.

Here's what I have so far:

THE FMA IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL

That's it. See how creative I am when I'm FUCKING PISSED OFF?!

Help!

[terrya]

1. Something along the lines of "Silence = Death"

How about "FMA = Hate" ?

Just a off the top of my head thing.

Terry

[cprise]

2. FMA: The return of Jim Crow

.

[bif]

3. How about: FMA? KMA!

n/t

[Bertha Venation]

6. GREAT ONE!

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. I'm stupid when tired - what's FMA?

[terrya]

5. The Federal Marriage Amendment, which Bush endorsed last night.

During his, "we have to preserve the sanctity of marriage" sop to the pointy headed, mouth breathing, neandethals among his supporters.

Terry

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Oh, THAT piece of garbage!

Abominable.

Marriage is an "institution" - yuck. makes it sound boring and miseable, like an old 1950s-style cinderblock public school painted that nasty turquoise blue.

I just can't believe these idiots.

This is the land of freedom of and freedom to and freedom from, not the land of "not free to".

Argh, anger keeps me from being any more coherent.

[bif]

8. No matter how cynical you get, ya just can't keep up!

My favorite Lily Tomlin quote

[Champion Jack]

9. How about

FMA=1.5 billion FOR WHAT?

[ConcernedCanuk]

10. FMA ? ? - - What happened to "Seperation of Church and State" ??

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That's it, that's my Canuk input

[jimbo fett]

11. Why doesn't the government get out the the "marriage" biz?

Why don't they, for legal reasons, have domestics partnership classification for ALL couples regardless of hetero/homosexuality?

Leave "marriages" to the churchs/mosques/temples/etc.

[Bertha Venation]

12. good suggestions -- need more ideas!

:kick:

[Bertha Venation]

13. more, more, more -- I'm serious

I will send these out... when I get home & can convert the images I will upload them...

[DinahMoeHum]

14. A picture of Britney Spears with the declaration. . .

I Support The FMA...How About You??


:evilgrin:

[Bertha Venation]

15. good one, spawning more....

how to fit on a bumper sticker a list of all the marriage "reality" TV shows under the heading "THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE?" Hmmm....

[Shananigans]

16. FMA = Legalized Discrimination

[Bertha Venation]

17. how 'bout this

MAKE THE CONSTITUTION SAY
FREEDOM AND HAPPINESS -- UNLESS YOU'RE GAY
SUPPORT THE FMA

[terrya]

18. Excellent!

You know, I don't have a car, but these great ideas on a t-shirt would be cool! :-)

Terry

[gator_in_Ontario]

19. How about

FMA: It's gonna cost you a bundle, and won't even slow us down! Too long?

[Bertha Venation]

20. good one too,

and no longer than mine that says "support the fma"

[Wonco_the_Sane]

21. Marriage=Love (with pink triangles) :) ??

Kill em with kindness, don't sink to their level.

[gator_in_Ontario]

22. a funny one (for a woman's car)

FMA or no FMA, my wife can kick your husband's ass!

[Bertha Venation]

23. LOL!

Hilarious, gator!!