I'm switching from matcom to GOPisEvil

[WilliamPitt]

I just think GOPisEvil is way more electable. And when matcom went YYYYEEAAAAGGGGHHHH the other day, it really turned me off.

[kmla]

1. I dunno... I think underpants is the underdog in this race...

If you look at his sig line, he is always movin'...

[underpants]

7. Would it help if I went Vegan and wanted to overturn NAFTA???

'cause once you have DK's people behind you know they will always be there.

those guys won't go down!!!

This is hilarious Will.

[aquart]

37. Which drives me insane.

I can't vote for a candidate who tries so hard to distract me from his message. I mean, after George?

[SOteric]

2. GOPisEvil, however

was not born in the U.S.

'Course, a few well-placed schmoozes of SCOTUS, and such pittances are apparently not much important any longer.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Constitution, Schmonstitution...didn't Bush outlaw that thing anyway?

;-)

[meegbear]

3. Go GOPisEvil!!

I didn't that Mexico trip crap for a minute.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Yeah, and besides matcom is off in Mexico cavorting with foreigners!

I'm the real patriot in this race!

Oh, and I've never bared my ass for the world either!

[SOteric]

6. Matcom's fled the country!

(Looking for Margaritas of Mass Destruction).

[underpants]

I'll bet he is meeting with them Cubans or sumpin'

Maybe even them NeecaraguWans

[kmla]

I'm not sure if he speaks the language, though.

I heard that the only sentence he can say in Spanish is
"Dos cervezas, por favor!"

That won't win you many votes, except for the avid beer drinking contingent...

[LynneSin]

9. hun, we have the pictures from the Philly gathering

and you have some explaining to do.

Plus I heard you and Will Pitt shared a night of love at the hotel room that weekend.

Hmmmm.....

[GOPisEvil]

11. Endorsements don't come cheap, hun!

Sometimes you gotta get in bed with {deleted word} folks! :D

[LynneSin]

14. so you're saying Will is strange, might that affect his endorsement?

:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

15. Ooooh...you're right! Yikes!

Quick Batman, to the edit button!

[Skittles]

8. they are both cheap f***s

they both still owe me for their last three floggings.

[GOPisEvil]

13. I thought you flogged us for fun!

I sure enjoy my floggings!

[Zomby Woof]

10. traitor!

You dissed my dark-Zomby candidacy!!!! YEEEEARRRRGH!!!!!

[Exultant Democracy]

12. Anyone but Matcom

All the GOPisEvil haters need to realize he is the only one who can win,

[underpants]

16. Matcom could never carry the South

freakin' Mass yankees.

[Kat45]

17. We're not Mass yankees in these here parts....

We're Massachusetts Li-ber-als. (accent on the third syllable)

[GOPisEvil]

18. I'm going to need a running mate!!!

Who to pick!

[DS1]

20. Pick me

You'll have the ladies beating on the tour bus doors!

[GOPisEvil]

21. TWO FOREIGNERS FOR AMERICA!!!!!

Got the slogan all ready to go! :thumbsup:

[DS1]

22. hmm

strike that, pick underpants, I'll put on a really shitty British accent and cover the 'British manager' angle.

Listen wanker, if you want an interview, you're going to have to get yourself a pass, and I've given all my passes out, you don't see any passes lying around do you? Now fuck off and try ~convince~ a roadie to let you in, mate!

[GOPisEvil]

23. Sweet!

I should start looking for flights to New Hampshire! Time's a wasting!

We have roadies, too! Awesome! :D

[underpants]

24. After being so neglected until now......

I am forming an exploratory committee and may run as a third party candidate.

[Comadreja]

26. That's a plus

If you grope a few dozen, the press and public won't care. Just don't get angry or anythin'.

[VelmaD]

25. NO NO NO

Pick me.

Sends a message that you're "in touch" with the ladies. ;-)

[GOPisEvil]

27. But we're both from the same state.

Do you own some land in another state so we can find a loophole like Uncle Dick has?

[VelmaD]

30. There are a couple of options...

My family owns land up in Oklahoma or I could claim to live with my brother in Florida. They're both kind of embarassing but I'm willing to take one for the team. :)

[GOPisEvil]

31. You have to divulge all the skeletons in your closet...

...one at a time, in detail...

[VelmaD]

32. Well, there was this time...

back in band camp...;-)

[aquart]

39. Isn't that the Skull and Bones initiation?

[Ramsey]

36. Can I be your running mate??

Southern breakfast in bed every morning for you, big boy! :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

43. Woohoo!!!!

You're in! :bounce:

[DS1]

19. Typical fair-weather-fan Massachusetts attitude

GOPIsEvil doesn't have any leaf piles we can play Doctor in :think:

[curse10]

28. matcom isn't even here to defend himself!

these are dirty tricks!!

[GOPisEvil]

29. That's because he chose to cavort with foreigners in another country.

What? The foreigners in this country aren't good enough for him? Plus, he said he would have the plane pick me up on it's way to Mexico, and he lied - for the 2nd year in a row! x(

[dweller]

33. I've heard he's been spied

cavorting with the asses of evil.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=666335

:wow:


dp

[GOPisEvil]

34. What's with the guy with the towel on his shoulders?

Isn't having his ass exposed to the sun while covering his shoulders defeating the purpose? :shrug:

[salin]

42. Psssst... I hear that Matcom

has a bit of a Moon influence...

[CatWoman]

35. Plus

GOPisEvil drives that nifty golf cart.

Matcom drives a gas-guzzling SUV.

[PVnRT]

38. MY VOTE IS NON-TRANSFERABLE

It's GOPisEvil or I'm staying home on election night.

[salin]

40. Gee Will,

I heard that too... but I thought it was your hootin' and hollarin' when the Pats beat the Colts... :shrug:

[Shakespeare]

41. pfffffft...Dean was just doing a dramatic interpretation of...

one of your wagga wagga threads. Wouldn't you be wagga wagga after Iowa, too?

:evilgrin: