I am a lazy slob

[TXlib]

I only burned 750 calories at the gym today... I didn't get there til 9 pm, figuring they closed at 11, and not wanting to deal with all the whiney posers tapping me on the shoulder the moment the LED readout on my machine hits 30 minutes. (You're limited to 30 minutes at a time before 9 pm.)

They closed at 10.

:grr:

C'mon you pathetic new year's resolution posers: quit already! It's almost February! Don't you have some Twinkies you need to get busy eating?!

[Ohio Dem]

1. I resolved to quit procrastinating.

I'll probably get around to that one in March.