I CAN'T TELL DENNIS MILLER HAS HAIR PLUGS

[Skittles]

NO, NOT AT ALL. :o

[GOPisEvil]

1. Maybe he has a blind hairdresser...

...or maybe he just got a shitty haircut...or maybe selling yourself out makes your hair revolt on you.

[kmla]

2. I'm thinkin'......hmmmmm.....

Flowbee.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

3. OOOOOOOOOMG......... ROLFLMAO

:wow:

[KamaAina]

4. This from a guy who once ripped on Andre Agassi's baldness

"Yeah, we noticed, Andre"...

right, like I'm sure Zell, I mean Dennis Miller could score with BOTH Brooke Shields AND Steffi Graf -- even when he HAD hair!!

Edit: Graf, not Gaf. Steffi Gaf (or "Gaffe") would have to be the illegitimate love child of John McEnroe :evilgrin:

[fishnfla]

5. Either he's the devil or he's stoned

check out his eyes. stoned to the bejeesus

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

6. No, I can't tell that he's an angry substance-abuser, can you?

Maybe he just naturally has a glazed, mean, desperate look in his eyes and is puffy, and bloated with a red nose and eyes.

[bushisanidiot]

8. He Probably Just Did A Couple Lines With President AWOL

those two idiots have a lot in common. They both think we're laughing with them and are too stupid to realize we're laughing AT them.

dumbasses..

[Spirochete]

7. You can tell..

if you zoom in on his nose...

[salinen]

9. Dennis Miller

fucks pigs. That means he can disappoint more than humans.

[jimbo fett]

10. I think he's a man desperately clawing to remain relevant.

The world has passed him by but he hasn't noticed yet.

[Skittles]

11. you are right about that

I used to like him; now he is sickening beyond belief. Supposedly 9/11 did it to his chicken-ass.

[tigereye]

12. what happened to him?

I used to really like his routines... and then he became this bizarre Libertarian/Cato Inst/something, and now he's a right wing meanie. How did this happen?

[Skittles]

13. I've heard it was 9/11

my own theory is he is trying to rescue a fading career by hitching his wagon to the Toby Keith bandwagon. So he has become a raving right wingnut.

[Liberal Veteran]

14. He had to have them to cover his lobotomy scar.

Show some compassion, will you?