"Songs about masturbating" thread!

[CanuckAmok]

The Who - Pictures of Lily
Billy Idol - Dancing with Myself
DiVinyls - I Touch Myself

any others...?

[judge_smales]

1. The Vapors

Turning Japaneese

Devo "Whippit"

[TheBlob]

21. I'm pretty sure The Vapors

came out and said that any connection between that song and masturbation was unintended.

[Loonman]

2. Cyndi Lauper

She-bop.

[nostamj]

32. "Making Love Alone"

was sung by Bernadette Peters on SNL years back

[non sociopath skin]

41. It's on her album...

"Sondheim Etc - Live @ Carnegie Hall.@

And very funny it is too.

The Skin

[el_gato]

3. devo

had one but I can't remember the name of it

on edit here it is

Praying Hands
You got your left hand
You got your right hand
The left hand’s diddling
While the right hand goes to work
You got both hands
You got praying hands
They pray for no man
O.k....relax...
Assume the position
Go into doggie submission

Also I think Uncontrollable Urge might be about that subject too.

[Atman]

4. Turning Japanese - The Vapors

Captain Jack - Billy Joel

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. Rosie - Jackson Browne

[GOPisEvil]

7. Great minds think alike!

:thumbsup:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

15. Great hands....

nevermind :D

[GOPisEvil]

6. "Rosie" - Jackson Browne

[salinen]

12. "Rattlesnake ?"

by early "Fleetwood Mac" need some help.

[liberalhistorian]

8. There's a song in the

60's musical Hair, I don't remember the title, but the guy is singing about "sodomy, fellatio, cunnilingus; Father, why do these words sound so nasty? Masturbation can be fun! Join the holy orgy Kama Sutra everyone!"

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. The name of the song is SODOMY

Love that soundtrack..Frank Mills is my fave tune.

[liberalhistorian]

22. That is, indeed,

a great soundtrack, and I love the Frank Mills song, too! I like the Broadway album, though, I didn't like the movie at all, or what they did to the songs.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

37. Really??

I thought Treat Williams did a great job with I GOT LIFE..in fact I like it better than the original...and Melba Moore's EASY TO BE HARD is one of my favorite versions of the song.

The movie itself wasn't too hot but those two performances were great and I DO like the soundtrack...*sniff* haven't found it on CD though.

[liberalhistorian]

42. I know, I haven't

been able to find the Broadway soundtrack on CD, either. I did, however, find it on cassette tape; it was just released last year with ALL of the songs (apparently not all were included in the original album).

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

43. I have it on CD

[Dookus]

44. correction...

Melba Moore sang the Age of Aquarius. Easy to be Hard was sung by Cheryl Barnes. She was amazing, too. It was the only movie she ever acted in.

[DieboldMustDie]

25. Sodomy

is the title, according to my Original Broadway Cast Recording. By the way it's:

"sodomy, fellatio, cunnilingus, pederasty; Father, why do these words sound so nasty?..."

I'd prefer to do without the pederasty, thank you very much, but it does rhyme with nasty. ;)

[liberalhistorian]

33. Ah, pederasty, I knew I was

missing a word in there, but I couldn't for the life of me think of what it was!

My parents played that album all the time between '68 and around '74 or so. I was only three when I first heard it, and remember later wondering what in the hell that song and half of the others meant, lol!

[MissMillie]

9. Robert Plant

Dance by Myself

[jimbo fett]

10. Longview from Green Day.

[soleft]

40. If you like Greenday, can you explain "Dead skin on trial"

what does that mean?

[Interrobang]

11. The Bloodhound Gang

"Vibrator Dependent" ("Don't want me in it/Says I don't make the right noise...")

[NuckinFutz]

13. Prince

Darling Nikki

[blondeatlast]

47. I was trying to remember the name of it.

[eyesroll]

14. Blister in the Sun (Violent Femmes) n/t

[XNASA]

16. "Pink Thing" - XTC

Though it's difficult to tell if it's about shaking hands with the bishop, or about an infant...and that's the beauty of it:

"Anytime you rise, I'm here,
And I'm crazy for you pink thing.
You make me want to laugh,
You make me want to cry,
When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high,
Pink thing.

I want to take you out and show you round the world,
Pink thing it'll be OK.
If I could only wake you from your slumber curled,
Pink thing what would straight folks say?

Anytime you call, I'll fall,
Into madness for you pink thing.
You make me want to live.
You make me want to die.
And when I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high,
Pink thing.

I want to take you out and show you to the girls,
Pink thing they're a whole new tribe.
If you could only see the way the way the gingham swirls,
Pink thing it's a whole new vibe.

That man isn't fit to be a father.
That man is a sinner,
'Fore they cast me down to die,
Pink thing, spit in my eye,
I'd love you for it.
Yes, I'd love you for it."

Nyuk, nyuk.

[BlueEyedSon]

18. "My Best Friend" - Jellyfish

i've known him all my life it seems so inconceviable
at thirteen we shooks hands but we've been always inseparable
he's cinnamon on my toast we're so close

that's not to say we haven't had our share of arguments
he's so unpredictable he winks acknowledgments
when i would rather he closed his eye than push me aside

my hand's a five leaf clover
it's palm sunday over and over
i never had the luck of swingers
till i was wrapped around your finger

he's my best friend
he's my best friend
he's my best friend
i'm his best friend
he's my best friend

you don't need a brain to have a stroke of genius
or a beautiful girl to let down your curls
cause growing up is hard enough
when your a powderkeg for powderpuffs
(whether we're stayin' in or hanging out)
i'd never ask another on a date to the ball
he doesn't need a rubber sweater or alcohol
cause he gets tipsy from exchanging looks
and a little misty reading sticky blue dirty books

(chorus & outro)

[XNASA]

19. That's a good one.

I was trying to remember the title.

"It's Palm Sunday, over and over."

[vi5]

20. Homemade by Sebadoh.

EOM

[OneBlueSky]

23. "Blinded by the Light" - Springsteen . . .

In the dumps
With the mumps
As the adolescent pumps
His way into his hat.

[mr blur]

24. "Teenage Kicks" - The Undertones

[Nostradammit]

26. He's My Best Friend -

Jellyfish

Spilt Milk - Charisma Records 86459 2

Great, underappreciated power-pop album.


He's My Best Friend
by Jellyfish

Album : Spilt Milk


i've known him all my life
it seems so inconceviable
at thirteen we shooks hands but we've
been always inseparable
he's cinnamon on my toast we're so close

that's not to say we haven't had our
share of arguments
he's so unpredictable he winks
acknowledgments
when i would rather he closed his eye
than push me aside

my hand's a five leaf clover
it's palm sunday over and over
i never had the luck of swingers
till i was wrapped around your finger

he's my best friend
he's my best friend
he's my best friend
i'm his best friend
he's my best friend

you don't need a brain to have a stroke of genius
or a beautiful girl to let down your curls
cause growing up is hard enough
when your a powderkeg for powderpuffs
(whether we're stayin' in or hanging out)
i'd never ask another on a date to
the ball
he doesn't need a rubber sweater or
alcohol
cause he gets tipsy from exchanging looks
and a little misty reading sticky
blue dirty books

but he's my best friend
he's my best friend
i'm his best friend
he's my best friend

my hand's a five leaf clover
it's palm sunday over and over
i never had the luck of swingers
till i was wrapped around your finger

he's my best friend
(we could hold hands for hours)
he's my best friend
(in the bedroom or shower)
he's my best friend
(i pick him up when he's feelin down)
he's my best friend
(i guess he's always been hangin around)
he's my best friend
(he gets lonely now and then)
he's my best friend
(and he gets shy around another men)
I'm his best friend
(it seems i've reached the end of my best friend)

[cprise]

27. The Buzzcocks, Orgasm Addict-

http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/buzzcocks/orgasmaddict.html

[jimbo fett]

28. Anything by "Air Supply" ... Or is that just me?

Again, maybe I should just shut up.

[liberalhistorian]

34. Hey, hey, hey! Watch it,

major Air Supply fan here (at least, I was way back in high school), lol!

[soleft]

29. Sheryl Crow - "the electric man looks good today"

I think the name of the song is "I can Sing my Song Again"

[BlueEyedSon]

30. "Captain Jack" - Billy Joel

A great song about growing up in the NYC suburbs (Long Island).....

<snip>

Your sister's gone out. She's on a date
You just sit at home and masturbate
The phone is gonna ring soon but you just can't wait
For that call

<snip>

When I was a kid, I would freak out when that song came on the local AOR radio station ("OMG, can they say that word???").

[Hoosier Democrat]

31. Billy Idol...Dancin With Myself

[Lostmessage]

35. Peter Gabriel

Games

[NightTrain]

36. All I Have To Do Is Dream

Depends on how you interpret the lyrics, I guess....

[blondeatlast]

48. "I Can Dream About You" works, too.

I love that song, and I can tell you, when I once had a long distance relationship . . .

Ahem, excuse me . . .

[Rowdyboy]

38. "Donald and Lydia" by John Prine...

[Logansquare]

39. Pump it Up (Costello); Whip It (Devo)

[SmileyBoy]

45. Turning Japanese - The Vapors

Turning Japanese I think I'm Turning Japanese I really think so...

[blondeatlast]

46. "Wang Dang Doodle"

I doubt the Pointer Sisters were the first, but it's the only version I've heard.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

49. No one remembers Billy Squire? Stroke me?

serious masterbatory music

[Moderator]

50. I'm locking this

Sex threads are still off limts