I am tired of being anonymous...My first name is Michael.

[Liberal Veteran]

And if you are really clever, you can guess my last name. It is oddly a very appropriate last name and is very similar to a last name of a dead male Motown artist but without the "e". Any guesses?

[Wetzelbill]

1. Gay

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Aw, you took all the fun out of it!

[Liberal Veteran]

4. I'll say! Damn, that was fast.

I'm impressed.

[Wetzelbill]

14. I'm a veteran of many hours of Jeopardy :)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

2. Michael Straight?

[Cronus Protagonist]

5. MIchael Jackson?

Could be, you know :)

"FUCK Bush" Buttons, Stickers & Magnets

[Liberal Veteran]

6. I said "dead" not "un-dead"

Sheesh!

[Richardo]

7. So how weird was it to walk around in the service with both...

...your name and orientation on your right breast pocket? Were you a vet of the "don't ask don't tell" era?

My wry, warped sense of humor compels me to ask.

(BTW, :hi: Michael...)

[Liberal Veteran]

9. No, I was before that, but I have a funny story about that....

When we were getting our dental checkups in basic training, I was sorta spacing out, so I didn't hear when they called my name. As you know, they call you by your last name in the service, so I spaced out for a minute and the guy calling for me finally said "Who's Gay?" and that's when I finally said "Here!".

It was good for a long laugh with the rest of my company.

[Richardo]

11. Pretty funny!

:D

[qwertyMike]

8. Mine too

Mike that is. . .

[jimbo fett]

10. That's so ironic. My name is Michael Heterosexual.

Hmmph. Go figure.

[Limbought]

12. Everybody say: "Hi Michael!"

We can pretend we're at an AA meeting.

LOL

"Hi Michael!"

[Rowdyboy]

13. Hi, Michael

my partner of umpteen years is also a Michael.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

15. My middle name is Michael....

Your cat Xantha has a very austere face.

[proud patriot]

16. hi Micheal

:hi: I'm Trish :hi:

[Robb]

17. Hi Michael!!

My real first name is TooHot4UWankers_33!! :evilgrin:

:hi: