TV Dinners

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Before you heat them up the back of the box tells you to open up one corner and you accidentally open up the other corner is that OK?

[Skittles]

1. please tell me you are kidding

:D
of course it's OK; it just needs a vent. You could stab it in the middle and do the same.

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2. It's cold out and I had to dig a TV Dinner out of the deep freeze

I am stupid when it comes to heating things up. I thought that one corner might have needed venting because it needs to cook differently.
:pals:

[trof]

3. Open the other corner

opposite that one.
No, not THAT one.
THAT one.
yeah
Now you're cookin'.

[waterman]

4. I am sure that you are funnin with us here

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7. No I am not

I don't even own a microwave and I am stupid when it comes to heating food up.

[Intelsucks]

5. wrap the whole thing in tin foil for a nice microwave light show.

And you thought lava lamps were cool?

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12. My uncle use to make corn bread like that

The microwave gave off a light show like you wouldn't believe.

[trof]

13. First LOL of the evening

Thank you.
Still chuckling.

[Lostmessage]

14. Everyone loved his cornbread

People would come for miles to eat it and he lived up in the hills of TN.

[trof]

17. QUIT!

My sides are aching.

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19. I am not joking you

He would make it from scratch and he wouldn't use a Jiffy Mix either.

[izzie]

6. If you do not grow one sharp claw you will not make it in the 2000's

I am worried about this, as I do not have the time and I am not sure my children are doing it either.How can I get into the food with out that claw? My family may die our for the lack of one sharp claw like finger nail. I do not dare to buy a box cutter. Ashcroft will be hear tomorrow.

[NoPasaran]

9. Gotta tooth?

Problem solved.

[Liberal Christian]

8. Usually it's not a problem

Sometimes they want you to keep the dessert covered or open or something, I can't remember. But usually, it makes no difference. And even if it doesn't turn out, it won't kill you. It just won't be as fabulously delicious as the TV dinner makers intended.

Oh wait. It's a TV dinner. Never mind.

[waterman]

10. Good answer - I'm surprised they're even called that anymore

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11. I hate that

You have to cut one part out and then poke a hole in another area and then take it off of another section.

It drives me crazy.:crazy:

[trof]

15. I don't know. Maybe it's the whiskey.

But I have laughed out loud at this thread more than anything I've read in a long time.
I'm still going.
Ho jeez.
Stop.
Thanks to all.
:-)

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24. That's corn squeezens buddy

Pure TN mountain brew.

[ohiosmith]

16. It doesn't matter. It's all the same gunk, just molded into different

shapes and colors so you will think it's different foods.

Enjoy

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18. It cold out

My building has a grocery store connected to it but I am in my Jammie's and I don't feel like having someone come up and deliver me some food.

[trof]

20. Kick for a very funny thread.

[BiggJawn]

21. Oh! It's ruined now....

Heat it up and give it to the cat and go get another one..
And PAY ATTENTION this time! :P

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22. The cat won't eat my cooking

He would prefer to have Aldi cat food over my cooking.

[put out]

25. I'd prefer Aldi cat food over MY cooking.

You can do so much worse than a T.V. dinner. Come on over, I'll put you on the Put Out Home Cookin' Diet. Those pesky pounds just melt right off. And you still have to say "um, thanks..." afterward.

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26. Or get out right?

I just polished off 4 break and bake cookies and If I add some nuts I can call them home made.

[put out]

27. You're at home, right? and you touched the unbaked

cookies, right? and you put them in and took them out of the oven, right? And you're already nuts, right? (OK, too easy, sorry) Then, they ARE home made. Sheesh, when will you younguns ever learn.

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29. LOL

If you rearrange the shape they are home baked as well. Honey, I just made you some tollhouse cookies.

[Limbought]

23. You Better Toss It Out The Window .......... ASAP.

Each TV Dinner sold in America has a implanted device that tells the "mother ship" if it was opened correctly. Looks like you bought the farm!

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

[BiggJawn]

28. I was trying to spare him that....

Cat digestive juices neutralize the chip, so the Mutha Ship need not know....

[Limbought]

30. Oh Yeah?

Then what are are hair balls, Alien Revenge On Kitty-Cats?

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31. Cats privately own carpet cleaning companies

They just won't admit it. That's why they hack up the rust colored cat food on your rug.

[Limbought]

32. Found It!

LOL