Quick! CAPTION before the mothership lands

[underpants]

[Fenris]

1. "Laura, I can't believe I never tried acid in college..."

"'Cuz this is AWESOME!"

[Endangered Specie]

2. W praticing his swearing in on 2004, with a grin that says...

"Boy, I fucked them again!"

[TNOE]

3. You don't see any of them Dem candidates

with 5 fingers do you??!!!!!! Oh - wait - you do?? Damn, I thought just us Bush's had 5.

I told 5 BIG LIES at my SOTU and NOBODY noticed or said a word. Count um - 5!

See my halo up there - I know it might LOOK like a chandelier - but trust me - it's not. God has put that atop me so I can hear him clearer for the next time he tells me to strike someone. Looks like I got confused that last time - I THOUGHT he told to to "Strike" at Saddam, but really what he said was talk into the mike man.

I'm on a roll apparently -
And he cried unto the Lord and said "Oh Lord how can I get out of the mess I've created without being hung".

[XNASA]

4. w* sez: "Check it out. My new shirt has freedom cuffs."

[cosmicdot]

9. somebody pleeeeeze pull mah fingah

[underpants]

5. Mmmmm GIANT MARTINI

:bounce:

[NightTrain]

6. "I am Sir Noze D'Voidofunk. You will not land your Mothership, Starchild!"

n/t

[TyroneStryker]

7. Levitation: I learned it at Hogwarts

[ConcernedCanuk]

8. GeeDubya . . . . .shortly before the SOTU address . .

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[VOX]

10. From the ship: "Let us leave this planet --no intelligent life here!"

:evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Ain't THAT the truth!

Nice kitty! :-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. "Beam him out, Scotty!"

Quickly!