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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 02:28 PM
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Mature Ducks
The grocery store by my house is selling Mature Duck meat. I can't fathom up the idea of what that is.
Does it mean that the Duck has raised a family and he is so old that it's time to retire him so they sell his old flesh as mature meat?
Would the meat be so tough that you would have to stew him in some type of booze?
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 02:29 PM
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1. There's a fetish for everyone, I guess.
;-)
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 02:30 PM
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2. Just as long as they dont sell "barely legal" or "virgin teen" duck
:evilgrin:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 02:30 PM
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3. A duck that's been around the pond a few times??
;)
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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 02:36 PM
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6. LOL
The ad states that parts are missing so they must have fell off.
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Lostmessage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 02:32 PM
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4. The ad states Badger Farms
Mature Ducks parts missing .88 cents a pound and I'm curious at what parts are missing.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-04 02:33 PM
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5. Fresh duck thats past it's expiration date?
Just a guess.
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