Osama Joke

[WoodrowFan]

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven's gates. There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!".

Woodrow Wilson came in and clubbed Osama over and over with a club shouting "This is why we needed to band together in a League of Nations, to stop international evil in its tracks!"

These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe and 65 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?"

[Kamika]

1. uhmm

sorry I don't mind that osama got beaten up and all but the joke in it self sucks.. it's just an excuse for our presidents(read: america) to beat up Osama and say how great America is.


anyway as I said I wouldn't mind seeing Osama getting beaten up but as a joke it sucked heh.

[WoodrowFan]

2. Jeeze, chill

Jeeze, chill, at least it left our Shrub and company. And since it was sent to me by a fellow Dem, I assumed it'd be ok.

You know, you CAN be proud of your country sometimes, even if we're all ashamed of the war criminals in office now.

[SiobhanClancy]

4. I thought it was pretty funny!

And my sense of humor is very good:)

[Kamika]

5. I thought I made it clear

1st off I'm super proud of being an American and I even stated twice that I wouldn't mind seeing osama getting beaten to pulp.. I just said that as a joke it sucked and is just a cheap patriotic thingy.

[WoodrowFan]

8. got it

got it, that's one vote for "joke sucks"

[ET Awful]

3. I don't know, I thought it was funny. . .

just because of the whole virgin/virginian thing.

It may be a tad off-color, but puns always make me smile, no matter how painful :)

[demnan]

6. The Mighty Quinn

your cat pictures are way cool. awwwwww! What was the topic again?

[ET Awful]

12. LOL. . . Thanks.

Quinn is awesome :)

[WoodrowFan]

7. ty

Thanks. I LOVE puns, the worse they are the better! And since I live in Virginia....... *S*

[7th_Sephiroth]

10. total ripoff

of a Robin Willams Joke

[Melsky]

9. I thought it was funny!

I did not know Wilson was from VA.

[Squeech]

11. One more vote for funny

Although the pun was an artifact of history. Virginia got its name as a tribute to Queen Elizabeth I, who never married and was known to her subjects as the Virgin Queen.