Vs. Bush who would you vote for?

[underpants]

Poll question: Vs. Bush who would you vote for?

[BurtWorm]

1. I like Horshak/Screech

but I might go Green if Screech/Horshak.

[underpants]

6. I understand you don't trust Screech with his finger on the button

Yeah I can see that.

[BurtWorm]

19. That is it in a nutshell.

Plus I don't think he's very strong on women's issues.

[LynneSin]

2. I had a crush on Arnold Horshack

:loveya:

I'd vote for him any day of the week!!!

[Endangered Specie]

3. Sammich/Gnome 2k4!

[JohnLocke]

32. No........Gnome/Sammich 2k4

[commander bunnypants]

4. mmmm ham sammich

DDQM

[ZenLefty]

17. My candidate will eat your candidate for lunch.

Mmmm. :D

[VOX]

5. Anyone, or anything but *!!!!!!!!!

Whatever it takes -- :toast:

[Wickerman]

7. ABB

but Carl Spackler has my sentimental vote

[underpants]

9. Carl, Secretary of the Interior maybe?

Hmm hmmm?

[Robb]

8. I'm hitting alert

...because clearly people are registering under multiple names to skew this poll. I read about it on the blog at hamsammich2004.com. :crazy:

[underpants]

10. Ah yes the "draft ham sammich" movement

What is really frightening is that that link to dork.com requires a log-on. Seriously.

[salinen]

11. Can I vote for the pinball

machine behind Screech? BTW I think ham sammich would be about as bad as chimp. Hammy voted for the Patriot Act.

[Robb]

13. Ham Sammich has explained his position on that

over and over again... YOU just don't want to hear it!

[underpants]

16. To be fair in a Repub hamm sammich vs. Dem ham sammich vote

I think we would still need a recount. It would still be that close.

[JohnLocke]

31. The hamm sandwhich clearly isn't electable.

Plus it voted for the Patroit Act and IWR!

[BigMcLargehuge]

14. Well I for one can confirm massive mod bias against

the Ham Sammich supporters.

[Robb]

20. Maybe we can have

a forum just for positive messages about Ham Sammich. :shrug:

:spank: Ow! :spank: Ow!

[underpants]

21. GD Hamm Sammich 2004

Yes that is an outstanding idea!

[ZenLefty]

12. I'm not voting for any damn GINO

Gnome In Name Only!

:grr:

[R3dD0g]

15. The angry underpants n/t

[underpants]

18. WMDs?

:bounce:

[DS1]

22. To get to watch Rehnquist swear in a new ham sammich once a week

I voted for that.

[geniph]

23. I'd vote for Don King's hair

before I'd vote for that frigging chickenhawk deserter.

[FreeperSlayer]

24. abb

[regnaD kciN]

25. Anyone but John Kerry!

(At least the Garden Gnome didn't give Bush a blank check!)

:evilgrin:

[AntiCoup2K4]

26. I'm sick and tired of the Lieberman attack ads against Ham Sammich!

Claiming he's an "abomination" and "not Kosher".

I've also heard Screech is a closet Republican.

Horshak's the man, with Juan Epstein as his running mate!! :evilgrin:

[underpants]

28. Ooh possible new poll: More excuses Juan Epstein or W&Co.??

and what percentage of those excuses have actually been accepted.

[camero]

27. At least Arnold Horshack would ask questions

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh. :hand up:

[terrya]

29. I'd vote for Anna Nicole Smith over Bush.

I'd vote for Pauly Shore over Bush.

I'd vote for Jennifer Lopez over Bush.

I'd vote for Jessica Simpson over Bush.

I'd vote for my cat over Bush.

And yes, I'd vote for Screech from "Saved by the Bell" over Bush.

Terry

[JohnLocke]

30. Garden gnome, ham sandwhich, and tube o' toothpaste.

[put out]

33. Ham sammich.

Or my cat. I'd vote for Webster's Dictionary. I'd vote for bad haircuts. Or hangnails, unexplained rashes, and weak coffee. I'd vote for intestinal cramping. Or toenail fungus, morning breath, and the sudden appearance of uninvited unexpected guests. I'd vote for very unattractive panty lines. Stinky boots. Undone laundry. Pilled sweaters. I'd vote for Bob Dole, for crying out loud.

I'd vote for puke on my shoes. Or unflushed toilets and malfunctioning traffic lights. Indifferent service workers. Celine Dione. I'd vote for cars that won't start, keys that break off in the lock, and dull razors.

I'd vote for someone who won't even replace the toilet paper when the roll is gone.

I suppose I won't vote for the current, um, you-know-what.

[LTR]

34. Carl! Carl! Carl!!!

Vote Carl in '04!!!

[LTR]

35. Which one eats babies? (nm)

Still like Carl, although I hear he lobbied for defense contractors.