Where do babies come from?

[trof]

Poll question: Where do babies come from?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Babys R Us

I mean, toys come from Toys R Us...it's only logical, right? :shrug:

[jimbo fett]

2. "Out of a daddy's penis" is what a friend's kid said.

[Deja Q]

13. OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wow:

[Robb]

3. Ronco BabyMatic

...with the optional pusher tube and HeadFlattener. ;)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. Go watch the hamsters...

You'll find out.

[Colin Ex]

5. Babies come from SATAN.

(I hit "other.")

[Lostmessage]

6. Didn't we discuss this last weekend

:evilgrin:

Cabbage patches and for the red heads and I mean real red heads they come from red cabbage patches.

[Scurrilous]

7. Go watch TV...

...you'll find out.

[booksenkatz]

8. I told my 4-year-old just this week

that babies come from hospitals, and he seemed satisfied with that.......

[trof]

12. Reminds me of a cute story.

Kid asks, "Where did I come from?".
Mom goes into a l-o-o-o-n-g invloved explanation about the birds and bees and mommy and daddy's "equipment", etc. etc.
"Does that explain it to you?"
"I dunno. I guess so. Billy says he comes from Omaha."
barumph-bump

[geniph]

9. My mother's response to this was,

"I don't know." Given that I was the 15th of her pregnancies, this seemed a bit of a cop-out, but given the state of sex ed when she was a young woman, I don't think she DID know anything but the utterly obvious. I don't think she knew a fallopian tube from a prostate.

[Edge]

10. Well see...when a mother and a father love each other...

oh nevermind. :D

[Endangered Specie]

11. Holding hands and or kissing..

according to the fundies, what they would have you to believe