Things that sound sexual but aren't. Name some....

[jimbo fett]

Look at me, taunting the mods. Bad 7, bad!

[commander bunnypants]

1. Blue boobies

A beautiful bird.

DDQM

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. Along with tits

and cocks
and woodpeckers

[Dogmudgeon]

2. Waxing wroth

It means "getting angry".

--bkl
Waxing somnolescent.

[DS1]

3. Bunghole

The keg faucet

[jimbo fett]

4. Borrowing from another thread -- "Nader on maher" sounds kinda dirty.

Like a German Kama Sutra position or something.

[elfwitch]

5. The titi monkey.

nuff said...

[trof]

6. Female socket

[Salviati]

9. In that vein: Female to male adapter

[INTELBYTES]

7. A blown head gasket?

:shrug:

[Nlighten1]

8. masticate

[trof]

10. Bastard file?

[VelmaD]

11. kumquats

:-)

[salinen]

12. Oprah

[arwalden]

13. Oral Intercourse

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. Football announcer "he's penetrating deep in the end zone"

[Toby109]

15. "Uvula"

The thing that hangs down at the back of the mouth.

or

"Mittens" per Ralph Wiggum

[jimbo fett]

17. Fish taco.

[m-jean03]

18. wonder weiner

It's a kid's toy, a rubber sheath filled with saline solution and plastic spiders that slides away when you try to grab it...got one for christmas..

[Rowdyboy]

19. thespian and matriculate

[Lostmessage]

20. Blow

Like the wind blows and the if you are an artist and you blow glass a glass blower sounds sexual at times.
I use to blow glass and I had someone call me up one time and asked me to blow some glass for him but he said that it would shatter when it got to a certain temperature.

[jimbo fett]

21. Skin flint. Rump roast...

[Abies]

22. Orogeny

The process of mountain formation

[SheepyMcSheepster]

23. rode hard and put away wet.

[RUexperienced]

24. Em-bare-ass

[ironflange]

25. Wiener Wrap

Look for it in the dairy case!

[Edge]

26. Top Ten Things That Sound Nasty in Law but Really Aren't...

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He is one hard judge!

8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.

7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

1. Think you can get me off?

[Mr. McD]

27. Stuffing the sausage

[ConcernedCanuk]

28. . . "Inter-digital Stimulation" . .

.
.

na na

.

it means

.

holding hands !!

.

[Endangered Specie]

29. The coming of '_________'

[tridim]

30. Little miss muffit sat on her tuffit.

That, and "I rammed into some chick's Volvo".

[geniph]

31. "My bushes are full of tits!"

Happens every summer when I put out the birdfeeders; the titmice come in huge flocks to the yard shrubs.

[Skittles]

32. a guy in an IT meeting: MY HARDWARE PACKAGE ISN'T PERFORMING

I kid you not

[jpgray]

33. Aural pleasure? (nt)

[TXlib]

34. sperm whale

[TXlib]

35. Lake Titicaca

[SOteric]

36. Masticate, and Hard Drive.

[Endangered Specie]

37. Jack in the box

think about it for a minute if ya dont get it :evilgrin:

[dolo amber]

38. (Lake) Titicaca

Also, there was a help wanted ad in the paper looking for "members for the impact team of the solid waste department." :D:D

Best double entendre ever! :bounce:

[Zero Gravitas]

39. Futtock Shrouds

I love the word "futtock"

[Endangered Specie]

40. magna cum laude

[Moderator]

41. locking this

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