Time again for "Ask Mr. Zomby Your Tax Questions!"

[Zomby Woof]

This letter comes from a new DUer named "sonofmatcom", and it asks:

Dear Mr. Zomby,

I recently read that Chimpy wants to make tax cuts for the wealthy permanent. If so, who is going to pay for the manned Mars mission? I have $.34 in my piggy bank and know I won't be able to! The poor are getting screwed, and Chimpy isn't even using Crisco!

What's the son of a Mexican prison escapee to do?

Yours,
sonofmatcom

Dear sonofmatcom,

My advice now costs $.34. Please remit to:

[e-mail]

Also, Crisco isn't even deductible anyway, except on Mars, where it reportedly is THE lube of choice for the Spirit rover!

Regards,
Mr. Zomby

[fob]

1. I can answer that. If you don't mind.

As the son of a Mexican prison escapee you are elligible to be an Army of Juan! Report to the nearest recruiter and if you survive you may qualify for citizenship, for 3 years at a time.

[ZenLefty]

2. Where's my fricking refund?

And why is there a charge on my credit card for 'Miscellaneous Yak Expenses'? :o

[Cuban_Liberal]

3. May I deduct the cost of this cheesecake?

There are yak prints in it that weren't there when I bought it. I think it may be hiding behind the sour cream tub, so I'm going to look now...

[Astarho]

4. What's a tax? nt

[Zomby Woof]

5. singular for taxi

So it's just ONE yellow car you pay money to ride around in.