If Bush wins, what will his next SOTU be about?

[DrWeird]

I'm guessing Sex Slaves from Mars with 'Roid Rage.

[terrya]

1. Big tax cuts for heterosexual couples only. eom

[MsUnderstood]

2. Why the draft is essential to protect the nation

. . .and why women should be included.

[Bertha Venation]

3. It will be a 90-minute taunt.

Prick.

[Torrey Pines]

4. If he wins again,

he'll probably run off with some hot young Texas columnist. ;-)

[Intelsucks]

5. Why we need to invade Eye-ran and Syria next. The war on terra!

n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. $150 bil into a research project

to detect brain activity typical of leftist thought, and draft only those people. Another $100 bil to make 7 clones of Michael Savage to fill the Supreme Court. Formula for income tax will be tax = K/income (K being a positive amount to determine). This means everybody who gets unemployed instantly owes the IRS an infinite amount. Invade every country whose chief of government is to the left of Pinochet (see draft above).

[MuseRider]

7. I won't know

because if he manages to pull this one out again I will seek gun ownership and put myself out of my misery!

[HereSince1628]

8. Calling for a vote to make Carribea the 51st state

The whole damn Bush administration is caught in a Ford-era time warp.
One of Ford's last acts was to invite PR to statehood.

I am thinking Carribea would be composed of Cuba, Puerto Rico, and the American Virgin Islands. That wouldn't interfere with corporate money washing in the Caman Islands.

[citizen snips]

9. The same shit he has been saying all the time.

n/t

[elfin]

10. He will thank Congress

For passing all his judicial nominees ensuring "a culture of life" and bringing us back to "our faith based foundations."

He will thank them for opening ANWR so that we can be on the path for "energy self sufficiency" and giving even more rebates to SUV's.

He will announce a Patriot Act III to "guarantee our security" by geting rid of the Bill of rights - except for the 2nd amendment of course.

He will thank them for another "bold" tax cut that will "reshape our nation" forever, getting government off the back of Americans once and for all.

Etc. etc. etc. A truly nightmarish prospect.

[jmowreader]

11. He'll have to can the 2nd Amendment too...

Dictators and guns do not mix.

Which makes me wonder how bad Saddam Hussein, who required his citizens to keep AK-47s in their homes, really was. I know the guy was, and is, a fucking asshole...one who really needed removing...but if we collect up all the fucking-asshole dictators who need removing in the Middle East, the whole region will be leaderless.

[arwalden]

12. A Constitutional Ammendment To Prohibit Interracial Marriage?

[arwalden]

13. A Constitutional Ammendment To Prohibit Alcohol?

[terrya]

18. I think it will be a constitutional amendment lifting the ban on religion

In public schools. Coupled with a ban on teaching the theory of evolution in public schools.

The religious right's wet dream. And it will be a wealth of goodies for the rr if fuckface wins a second tem.

Terry

[populistmom]

14. Why we need a draft

:scared:
Unfortunately folks, I thinks this is what would happen if he doesn't get the boot.

[mlawson]

15. Any damn thing he wants to talk about.

And the Dems will applaud and applaud...

[Cat Atomic]

16. Patriot Camps, Incumbent Protection Legislation, and

armbands.

[Lisa]

17. he's just stand on the lectern with an open beer in his hand, butt-naked

... getting all belligerent and screaming about how he doesn't have to "make nice anymore" now that he's got his second term, so "in your face, Poppy!"

[dmr]

19. It'll be about Homeland Security

and domestic terrorism. How dissent is dangerous to the American way of life. He'll use fear and play the the moral majority's family values to play Americans against Americans. There will be an 'event' to rally the sleeping right against the aware left. It'll be even easier to snooker people, rape the environment, reap corporate billions, after the Bill of Rights is amended and the left quickly silenced and taken out of the picture as domestic terrorists.

Damn this sounds dismal, but I'd never have thought of it if I hadn't witnessed the past three years.