What can I do with Cool Whip

[Lostmessage]

I am cleaning out my refrigerator and I found some cool whip from either the 4th of July or thanksgiving. The date is OK and I don't know what to do with it.
Any suggestions?

[LastKnight]

1. well i have an anwser...

but it would get the thread locked... so i guess my idea is out...

:evilgrin:

-LK

[Lostmessage]

18. Any suggestions would be appreciated

I have to get rid of this stuff and go on the Atkins diet so that I can loose my last 15 pounds.

[populistmom]

26. You know what you can do on Atkins?

Get real cream and whip it yourself with Splenda. I had some tonight with sugar free jello- very yummy!

[NYC]

2. This is what someone told me tonight:

Mix it with pistachio instant pudding mix (made by Jello) and pineapple chunks. The Cool Whip is used in place of milk. It is called Pistachio Whip.

What is Cool Whip made of?

Edit: Fixed typo.

[Lostmessage]

7. That sounds good

Do you heat it up?

[NYC]

12. I have no idea.

I got the impression it was cold.

[FF1951]

24. The correct recipe for Pistachio Whip

Mix the INSTANT pistachio pudding with CRUSHED pineapple and then stir in the cool whip. Don't heat it. Don't ever trust a man with
a recipe. LOL

[ronzo]

3. I'd make waffles.

That's good stuff.

:toast:

[CShine]

4. Sex

[Lostmessage]

5. I am alone

Wouldn't be much fun.

[CShine]

9. Won't spoil by tomorrow

[Lostmessage]

10. What the Turkey?

It's kind of gray with fur on it.

[Lostmessage]

16. Squirrel nut zippers?

Super Squirrel.

[ornotna]

6. Do you have any

leftover pumpkin pie?

[Lostmessage]

8. I found Turkey

So it must be from Thanksgiving and not Christmas.

[Lostmessage]

11. I have an unbaked one

Good Idea.

[ornotna]

13. Go with the pie

Sounds just a little bit more appetizing than the turkey.

[Lostmessage]

14. The turkey has a fur coat on

I don't think that you can eat it anyways.

[LastKnight]

15. well it is late january...

and hey it gets cold out there... i cant imagine what its like inside a fridge this time of year...lol

-LK

[Lostmessage]

17. I forgot that I had food in the back

:shrug:

[mykpart]

19. Smash up some Oreos and

mix them in, leave them long enough to get soggy, eat with a spoon!

[Jim Sagle]

20. Bake a pie.

[izzie]

21. Stop helping the terrorist and buying oil products.

To my broom and off with me.

[Awsi Dooger]

22. Perfect for a frozen yogurt pie

Get two 8 ounce containers of yogurt, any variety you prefer. Also buy a graham cracker ready made crust, regular size if it's a normal container of Cool Whip or largest (extra servings) size if the Cool Whip is the huge size.

Mix the Cool Whip and yogurt THOUROUGHLY in a large bowl, then dump and spoon the mixture in the graham cracker crust. Cover the result with the plastic top from the graham cracker crust, and freeze. Best results are after a few hours, when the pie is NOT COMPLETELY FROZEN.

I've made those pies for 20+ years, a couple of times per month. My college roommates never allowed them to survive more than one night.

[Lostmessage]

23. That's a diet pie

Sounds good I got some graham cracker crusts that's going to waist on top of my refrigerator.

[kiahzero]

25. Find a lovely young man or woman and...

Eat some strawberries.

...

What did you think I was going to say?

[aQuArius]

27. I KNOW what I'd do with it

but, that's just me and my dirty little thoughts, LOL.

[tigereye]

28. I thought that stuff had a half life

and never degraded... use it on pie and to entertain someone!

[bearfan454]

29. I know what you mean

yes

[Madrone]

30. Granny smith apples, frozen Snickers, and Cool Whip -

Cut some granny smiths into bite sized chunks and put them in a bowl. Smash the frozen Snickers until it's in little pieces, and throw them in with the apples. Put in some Cool Whip and mix the whole mess up.

Totally to DIE for -

Someone at my work brought that concoction in for a pot luck we had once. YUMMY!

[bearfan454]

31. I might make that

sometime. Sounds yummy. I wouldn't eat it, but I know it would be good for everyone else.