I need medical advice

[Orrex]

Go ahead--I'm listening.

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Get your head examined.

:D

[Orrex]

5. They did an X-ray and found nothing

:shrug:

[petronius]

2. That wasn't a suppository - next time, read the instructions...

[Orrex]

6. Doh!

I thought that it seemed a little too fizzy.

[JitterbugPerfume]

3. Try homeopathies!

cures everything!

( this is Jitterbug ducking) LOL

[Orrex]

7. If I just dilute it by a factor of one brazillion, I should be fine!

Thanks!

[skygazer]

4. Take two aspirin and call me in the morning

:hi:

[Orrex]

8. That's a little forward, don't you think?

:blush:

[greatauntoftriplets]

9. Call your doctor and ask him if....

*insert latest designer drug advertised on television* is RIGHT for you!!

[Orrex]

11. I've been meaning to try out that new birth control insert

I'll let you know how it turns out.

[krispos42]

10. Take two Mentos and call me in the morning

And yes, I want DETAILS!!!!!!

[LynneSin]

12. Nose picking is healthy for you to do - and you should share your finds

:D

[otherlander]

13. If medication causes you to see all of the following things in your sleep:

Stop taking it.

[triguy46]

14. If it hurts when you do that, stop doing that.

[otherlander]

17. Kind of a shortened version of mine.

:hi:

[kay1864]

15. WhatEVER you do...

Don't try to break the Lounge earwax record.

[Connonym]

16. Gimme an apple a day and it'll keep the doctor away

yeah it's extortion but if the insurance companies can do it why can't I?