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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 01:46 PM Original message |
This kid came into my office charged with possession of drug paraphernelia - an apple. |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
1. Any Port in a storm |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 01:48 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I think the apple is more aesthetic. |
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tool_of_the_people (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 01:52 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. And bio-degradable. n/t |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 05:09 PM Response to Reply #5 |
55. and tastes better |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
3. Beats a leaky pringles can. Or so I heard, many, many years ago. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:03 PM Response to Reply #3 |
13. I'd rather be arrested than smoke pot out of a pringle's can. |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:06 PM Response to Reply #13 |
17. Hey, it was passed to me, and I'm like, "WTF is this leaky thing?" |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
4. Well that gives "Get a Mac!" a whole new meaning |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:03 PM Response to Reply #4 |
12. I wonder if they had to clean the apple seeds first. |
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tool_of_the_people (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
6. An apple a day, mon.... |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:01 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. Rise up! |
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driver8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
7. We used to use apples all the time. Toilet paper rolls also work. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:00 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. You have to tell me more about the apples. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
8. And, you can eat it when you get the munchies later on. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:02 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. I think you're on to something billy. |
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tool_of_the_people (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:05 PM Response to Reply #8 |
15. Eat it ! LOL! |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:07 PM Response to Reply #15 |
18. No shit. They tested it for residue. |
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grace0418 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
14. Ah, yes, a classic. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:08 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. Well, tell me. I'm scrounging for a defense here. |
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grace0418 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:47 PM Response to Reply #20 |
34. Whadya mean? I'm not sure I understand what defense you need. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 03:01 PM Response to Reply #34 |
43. Hell yeah. Maybe it was a tobacco hookah. |
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grace0418 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 03:41 PM Response to Reply #43 |
47. Okay, I get it now. Well, yes, if you're looking to defend the kid definitely say it |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 04:03 PM Response to Reply #47 |
50. Well, I can't say that but they can't exclude it either. |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:06 PM Response to Original message |
16. Stoners should all go into science-related fields. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:09 PM Response to Reply #16 |
21. I agree, except for theoretical physics. |
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TheFriendlyAnarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:52 PM Response to Reply #21 |
38. Yea. We might figure out the secret to the universe |
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TheFriendlyAnarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:53 PM Response to Reply #16 |
39. Piping, plastic bag and some tape. |
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MissB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:07 PM Response to Original message |
19. Helluva a lot more environmental than a soda can. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:09 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. The Al Gore defense won't work in the Republican county. |
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MissB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:14 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. I suppose not. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:18 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. No, it was out of school in the Walmart parking lot. |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:09 PM Response to Original message |
22. Good thing it wasn't dosed |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:11 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. You're right. But this apple they just bought - in Walmart. |
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tool_of_the_people (330 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:24 PM Response to Reply #24 |
29. LOL! |
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Rambis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:54 PM Response to Reply #24 |
40. I see-thnx (nm) |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
27. Charlize Theron was photographed using an apple bong |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:38 PM Response to Reply #27 |
30. Wow, thanks for the find! |
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Roon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 04:59 PM Response to Reply #27 |
54. So was Mike Tyson |
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ceile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
28. I know of someone who always has apples on hand. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:39 PM Response to Reply #28 |
31. Who knew this stuff was around? |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
32. A potato will also work |
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TheFriendlyAnarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:50 PM Response to Reply #32 |
36. Not as tasty though. |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:54 PM Response to Reply #36 |
41. True, that's why one is never tempted to eat the potato afterwards... |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 03:03 PM Response to Reply #32 |
46. They'll get fried. |
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RubyDuby in GA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
33. There is a scene in The 40 Year Old Virgin of the four of them passing around an apple bong |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 03:02 PM Response to Reply #33 |
44. I'll have to rent it. |
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TheFriendlyAnarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
35. Apple pipes are pretty cool. But why didn't he just toss it? Thats why we use them. . . |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 03:00 PM Response to Reply #35 |
42. The patrol car puled up when it was being passed around. |
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TheFriendlyAnarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 08:08 PM Response to Reply #42 |
60. Blame someone else. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 02:51 PM Response to Original message |
37. Can it core a apple? |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 03:03 PM Response to Reply #37 |
45. Oh, chef of the future! |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
48. I knew about that long ago |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 04:02 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. I suspect that is an understatement. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 04:08 PM Response to Reply #49 |
52. knew but did not use |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 04:04 PM Response to Original message |
51. I've heard of it. I may have even tried it once or twice in college.... |
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WindRavenX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
53. they're actually pretty decent; makes the smoke taste sweet |
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hippywife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
56. My friends and I used to do that |
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The Inquisitive (480 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 07:13 PM Response to Original message |
57. Hah, I tried that no more than a weak ago |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 07:13 PM Response to Original message |
58. They're the best |
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The Inquisitive (480 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-31-07 07:13 PM Response to Original message |
59. Hah, I tried that no more than a week ago |
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