The 237 reasons we have NO sex

[ohiosmith]

1. The icepick my wife keeps under her side of the bed.

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. 2. The mother from Reanimator

[AllegroRondo]

2. 3. sore arm

[ohiosmith]

5. :

Maybe a friend would give you a hand.:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Only Britney was available.

[ohiosmith]

9. Two words: wet suit.

[Fire Walk With Me]

28. Do you mean: Touching her is like fondling an empty wet suit, or I need to wear one if I want to

touch her? :crazy:

[ohiosmith]

38. Good question. Thank you for asking it Peake. The answer is yes.

[MissMillie]

4. lack of a partner (n/t)

.

[tonkatoy57]

6. My wife doesnt like me "that way" anymore

nt

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. Pasty white suthuhn males scared away all but the Stepford types.

[triguy46]

8. Too noisy. Plus its really hard on the furniture.

[redqueen]

10. ran out of chloroform

[ohiosmith]

15. :

:rofl:

[AllegroRondo]

11. rug burn on my knees

[RetroLounge]

12. Avoiding any more emotional pitfalls

RL

[skygazer]

13. Too busy posting about it in the Lounge

:shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. "Loungus Interruptus"

[ohiosmith]

19. :

:applause:

[unpossibles]

16. I flunked out of the seminary

[AllegroRondo]

17. Chinese counterfeit Viagra

not for me, mind you! a friend told me about this!

[Deja Q]

18. 69. Not socially compatible

[meegbear]

20. The dog and cat are staring at us

[AngryAmish]

21. I have been on 3 episodes of "Oww, My Balls"

[triguy46]

27. We have a winner!!

:rofl:

[Critters2]

22. Forgot how. nt

[MilesColtrane]

23. My sex therapist says she only likes me "as a friend".

[GoneOffShore]

24. The cats are cuddling us

[Jimbo S]

25. Sex is overrated

Really, is it that big of a deal? :shrug:

[MilesColtrane]

32. Only if you're not having it.

[billyskank]

40. I don't think so.

I'm not having it, and it's all I seem to want to do. :shrug:

[Jimbo S]

26. Not planning on having children

Procreation is the only reason for sex, correct?

[ghostsofgiants]

33. No, it's the definition of procreation.

[Jimbo S]

37. Ugh, you posted during my edit

sorry.

[Ellen Forradalom]

29. He won't stop looking at me as if I were a criminal

Really kills the mood.

[ceile]

30. TV is more entertaining.

[azmouse]

31. It's baseball season.

[IndianaJones]

34. pron. nt.

[BarenakedLady]

35. distance

[SeattleGirl]

36. I stopped trying to figure that out long ago. Didn't do any good.

x(

[Ellen Forradalom]

39. Waiting until the kids grow up

and go away to college.