Oscar vs. a Yak

[Dookus]

Poll question: Oscar vs. a Yak

in a caged death match.

The Yak has the benefit of strength and size, but Oscar has expressiveness and a certain existential je ne sais quois.

Their aromas are equal.

[BritishHuman]

1. Gotta be Oscar

I mean, I wouldn't want to wrestle a yak myself or anything*, but Oscar is a force of nature.



* except in a playful, sensuous way, of course.

[Pobeka]

2. Go Oscar the underdog!

Undermuskrat? Undergroundhog? Underwhateverthehellitis!

[A-Schwarzenegger]

3. "Force is followed by loss of strength."

Yak & Oscar would sit on the porch,
discuss the primary without rancor,
share some moths, watch the sunset,
mosey to Hooters.

[Dookus]

4. perhaps...

but a caged death match prohibits such conegeniality.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

6. Not congeniality, but a wry coexistence.

[Exultant Democracy]

5. With his power over space and time Oscar with ease

Didn't he take some martial arts lessons too?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. Not really power over time & space

as much as no resistance to them/it.
Surrender with complete abandon, so
that he becomes time and space, and
therefore time and space ceases to
exist for him, just as he ceases to exist
for time and space. In this regard, he is
like a fish made out of water. The water
senses him, the water looks for him, but he
*is* the water that looks for him, so he
cannot be found, though he is never lost,
and always home.

[BritishHuman]

8. Undoubtedly.

He's clearly a master of Dimac.